n. A story that has no point to it; a story that builds in excitement and then has no climax; a story that ends in an awkward silence
My friend's story about detention ended up being such a Manning.
"Hey guys one time I was at camp and.... (five to ten minutes of ramble)..... then she said that I was totally fine." {awkward silence}
I told such a Manning the other day when I forgot the ending to my story.
"Hey guys one time I was at camp and.... (five to ten minutes of ramble)..... then she said that I was totally fine." {awkward silence}
I told such a Manning the other day when I forgot the ending to my story.
by COLONEL CHRIS July 19, 2010
Male humans of the human species. They are characterized as hairless, skinny primates are are significantly weaker than other mammals around their size. Despite their physical weakness, humans have reached to the point of being one of Earth's Apex predators, predators with no natural predators of their own. Humans overpopulate the Earth, with a number exceeding 6.9 billion, and continues to destroy the Earth's natural resources to the point where it cannot contain life. They live in all places of the Earth where land is and have also traveled to the Earth's moon.
There are 101 male humans to 100 female humans in the world. https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/geos/xx.html
by Poo chan November 16, 2011
Society. Government. Void. Anyone that gets you down. Makes people sell out. Makes things lame. Makes me sad.
You gotta stick it to the man.
by nerdygal February 17, 2004
by losersquaredthatsme June 25, 2010
1. Derron - Can you bust this trade? Anthony - Manning, sorry bro.
2. Wife - Can we turn it to Grey's Anatomy? Husband - Nope, Manning.
2. Wife - Can we turn it to Grey's Anatomy? Husband - Nope, Manning.
by Foma December 13, 2006
For a man, unfortunately, the smaller and less talented of his two heads defines the course of action in the vicinity of a person with one head.
by Ki Pe September 08, 2006
A male human. Can be one of the following:
Man 1: Very average as a human. Likes sex more than the average woman, and doesn't think there's anything wrong with a strong woman. Very neutral.
Man 2: Bastard. Thinks men are the rulers of the earth, while women are simply meant to do all their cooking, cleaning, and cock-sucking. However, when a woman thinks women are superior or manipulates him, he gets mad and says all women are sluts. When a feminist criticizes him for his dick-headed opinions, he automatically labels her as a lesbian. Generally pretty stupid and easy to make a fool of.
Man 3: Either on the sweet side or neutral. Has more on his mind than sex. Unfortunately, is not into women.
Man 4: A REAL man. Is very sweet, when paired with the right woman, may be willing to please her almost to the point of servitude. Contrary to popular belief, this kind of man actually does exist. Often called "pussy-whipped" by other men. Unfortunately, many women do not understand what they have when they have this kind of man and may end up turning him into type 2.
Man 1: Very average as a human. Likes sex more than the average woman, and doesn't think there's anything wrong with a strong woman. Very neutral.
Man 2: Bastard. Thinks men are the rulers of the earth, while women are simply meant to do all their cooking, cleaning, and cock-sucking. However, when a woman thinks women are superior or manipulates him, he gets mad and says all women are sluts. When a feminist criticizes him for his dick-headed opinions, he automatically labels her as a lesbian. Generally pretty stupid and easy to make a fool of.
Man 3: Either on the sweet side or neutral. Has more on his mind than sex. Unfortunately, is not into women.
Man 4: A REAL man. Is very sweet, when paired with the right woman, may be willing to please her almost to the point of servitude. Contrary to popular belief, this kind of man actually does exist. Often called "pussy-whipped" by other men. Unfortunately, many women do not understand what they have when they have this kind of man and may end up turning him into type 2.
Dovey: And what are your thoughts on strong women?
Man 1: I guess I don't think there's anything wrong with that. Women pretty much have been treated like crap since the beginning of time.
Man 2: Scrub the flo, bitch, then cook my dinner and give me some head!
Dovey: You lame excuse for a human. I feel as if talking to supercilious, fucktarded, machoistic piles of excrement such as yourself causes my IQ to decline.
Man 2: ... Suck my dick.
Dovey: No thanks, I'm not into beastiality.
Dovey: Well, you've been pretty polite throughout the time we've talked.
Man 3: Thank you, so have you.
Dovey: Justin Timberlake's a cute white boy.
Man 3: Meh, I prefer black guys.
Dovey: ...Dammit...
Man 4: (Actual quote) Woman: 1)what i live my life for.2) should be placed on a pedestal.3) the gender of the human race that will not love any of these perverts that write this horrible shit about them.4)everything a real man cares about
i would give everything i have for that woman.
Dovey: ...You are such a sweetie. The world would be a much better place with more men like you.
Man 1: I guess I don't think there's anything wrong with that. Women pretty much have been treated like crap since the beginning of time.
Man 2: Scrub the flo, bitch, then cook my dinner and give me some head!
Dovey: You lame excuse for a human. I feel as if talking to supercilious, fucktarded, machoistic piles of excrement such as yourself causes my IQ to decline.
Man 2: ... Suck my dick.
Dovey: No thanks, I'm not into beastiality.
Dovey: Well, you've been pretty polite throughout the time we've talked.
Man 3: Thank you, so have you.
Dovey: Justin Timberlake's a cute white boy.
Man 3: Meh, I prefer black guys.
Dovey: ...Dammit...
Man 4: (Actual quote) Woman: 1)what i live my life for.2) should be placed on a pedestal.3) the gender of the human race that will not love any of these perverts that write this horrible shit about them.4)everything a real man cares about
i would give everything i have for that woman.
Dovey: ...You are such a sweetie. The world would be a much better place with more men like you.
by Dove's Touch September 10, 2006