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soccer manager

Two senior girls who manage a boys' soccer team that are in charge of getting water, washing pinneys, counting the soccer balls, taking statistics, trash talking the other team, eye candy, etc.

Usually flirted with and whistled at by the other team

Also known as a dome squad and their team loves them forever as they tweet about them constantly.

Most often they end up dating/hooking up with the players after the season is over.

The absolute sexiest and most amazing girls in the school.
Midfielder: where's our soccer manager Tess when you need her?
Defense: she's filling water bottles.
Goalie: Damn she fine!

Midfielder: what's our soccer manager Emma doing?
Defense: taking score of the game.
Goalie: Damn she smart!

Emma: Tess i can't wait for the soccer game today!
Tess: me neither! let's wear booty shorts!
Emma: hey did you see Will's tweet about us? We're the dome squad now.
Tess: that's when you know you've made it.

Defense: Oh man, I hooked up with Tess last weekend. Best night of my life!
Midfielder: Nice bro! I hooked up with Emma last weekend. She's so awesome!
Defense: Good thing the season's over bro so we can hook up with the soccer managers now.
Midfielder: Yeah man -- once you go manager...you can't go back.
by T-dawg17 April 17, 2012
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manastery

a dwelling place for distinctly masculine Christian males, typically college-aged, who wish to create an environment of contemporary Christian discipleship in contrast to the values of many fraternities or other private houses of debauchery.
Next year Ben will either live in his dorm again or he may opt to live in the manastery on Foster Street.
by agile rev January 22, 2011
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IMRL Manager

DEFINITION:

IMRL MANAGER: The marine who tracks specialized test equipment, (imrl gear) for the maintenance departments in all aviation squadrons in the NAVY and Marine Corps. Usually works in Tool Room.

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IMRL MANAGER: The marine assumed to be responsible for EVERYTHING, because no one understands for sure what they do. Most often thought to be associated with tools, HAZMAT, or supply.

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IMRL MANAGER: The hardest working marine in the squadron who is constantly presumed to be a lazy shitbag because no one knows what they do.

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IMRL MANAGER: The marine to blame for everything that goes wrong.
EXAMPLES:

Marine 1) Hey we broke all these tools for no reason, lets go ask the IMRL Manager to fix it, she's been at work for the last 72 hours but I'm sure she isn't busy.

Marine 2) Hey we didn't make our flight hours this week, it's definately that imrl Manager's fault.

Marine 3) Hey supply hasn't brought us any of the staplers we ordered. Let's complain to the IMRL manager, i think that's part of his job.
by Marine227 August 31, 2010
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Upper Management

1. A group of people with large egos, lack of vision, and a growing disconnect between their employees and the well being of their organization.

2. A single member of Upper Management is colloquially known as a "non-contributing fuck."
Upper Management denied Janice a living wage increase and vacation time, but felt it was in the company's best interest to spend time 'building bridges' at the Emirates Palace in Abu Dhabi. The cost was over $300,000 for a month's stay.
by The Original Running Sloth October 23, 2013
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drive-by management

A management style bearing the characteristics of a drive-by shooting. Typically, this involves firing off pointers at subordinates with a total lack of regard for accuracy or willingness to take personal responsibility. The manager will then make a quick getaway without accomplishing anything.
Ken got hit with drive-by management when his supervisor blew past with a coffee mug and offered his two cents.
by lankage May 2, 2011
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Task managered

To be task managered:
Having your computer frozen by a nearby twat
In institutions such as schools, where the task manager command is disabled, by pressing and holding the keys Ctrl, Shift and Esc for a period of time it is easy to successfully freeze a colleague's computer. This causes them to lose all their work. TASK MANAGERED!
by gaaaaaaaaaay kenilworth October 8, 2009
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manale

manale is a lebanese name; the female version of "manal".

it usually names someone who doesn't love a lot of people, but may be very loved back. manale's usually get what they want.
dang i love manale
by leilathelovely July 6, 2011
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