Minor Attracted Person

Otherwise known as a pedophile, but a nicer way of saying it, it's been made so clean of any filth actually associated with the term that a good handful of Tumblr users are actually not disgusted by them, just because the term sounds so much nicer like this.

"New headcanon: D.Va, Lucio, and McCree are all MAPs." MAP being short for Minor Attracted Person.

by Your friendly old Spetznaz vet October 27, 2017

Asia Minor

The Turkish peninsula.

To the people of ancient Greece, everything east of Byzantium was Asia. They just had no idea how big it was until Alexander went and conquered some of Asia Major.

by Downstrike May 30, 2004

Manorville

Its a town on east long island where the famous actor Dan Hurley lives.

Yo we should go to manorville and chill with Dan Hurley
yeah also lets listen to bayside

by K1D CuD1 April 15, 2011

minority report

have sexual conquest with an asian, latino, pacific islander, and african

my friend won 3000 bucks in vegas bought a minority report, which included a room, and 8ball, and 4 hookers (an asian latino an pacific islander and a african)

by hessba December 31, 2011

minor

1: One who is under the age of eighteen. the government put this into place to hopefully stop teenage pregnancy, teenage drinking, and to stop people over the age of 18 from being with the so-called "minor" even if it is consensual to both parties.

2: small; smaller. Not as important.

1: "Dude, that is so fucked up! I've been going with this guy for three years then he turns 18 four months ahead of me, and the police arrested him. that is so fecking stupid!"

2: "I'm majoring in law and minoring in child development at university. what are yours?"

by cat June 22, 2004

minority filters

Those stupid iron "security" bars that cover windows in storefronts or homes, presumably to discourage break-ins. More often used to trap the inhabitants inside in event of a fire.

Minority filters can easily be circumvented by means of a skylight sale or similar exploit.

The gun shop claimed to open at 9:00, but when we got there at 9:15 the minority filters were still in place.

by Max Radcliffe June 14, 2006

Tasty Manor

The sexual act of using McDonalds McNugget dipping sauce as sexual lube, after being microwaved, creating a warm tingling sensation in the asshole and penis. When conducting a Tasty Manor, you must have at least 3 large fries nearby so when both partners have reached climax, you can use the ass/vagina as a "dipping cup" and dip the fries in the sauces, both McDonalds and body sauces.

Damn, Dillon, me and Casey pulled a Tasty Manor last night, and she was even on her period. I am so full, I never wanna eat again.

by KunFuzi the Bearmaster August 10, 2012