by Phil R3ina November 12, 2010
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Get the daily mail mug.An expression used to refer to prophecies or words of knowledge, gifts of the Holy Spirit, that are extremely specific and give details about the person about whom the prophecy or word of knowledge is given that could not be known naturally. This term is used as slang in some Pentecostal, Charismatic and so-called 'Third Wave' churches where prophecy occurs.
That preacher I met on the streets last night told me all about myself. He got a word of knowledge that I had a problem with my wrist, and prayed for it and it was healed. His prophecies were so specific. He read my mail.
by DaMan72 November 7, 2010
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Get the pee mail mug.1. Snobbish and obsessed with 'proper diction'
2. Obsesses over royalty, members of the aristocracy, and the upper classes in the same way that the Sun obsesses over Z-list celebrities and WAGs
3. Home to Richard Littlejohn, a self-satisfied prick who can't spell the name of the Iranian president and therefore refers to him as President I'madinnerjacket; insists upon spelling things phonetically to make himself feel superior; scaremongers over: taxes, Gordon Brown, so-called 'political correctness' and the apparent failures of the UK police force; displays clearly bigoted views yet claims not to be racist
4. Home to Amanda Platell, who is clearly a female misogynist and hates Natasha Kaplinsky, presumably purely because, despite her many flaws, she isn't a moon-faced, woman-hating cow who writes for a tabloid rag
5. Home to a whole host of prejudiced idiots whose parents were probably Daily Mail readers and members of the National Front; they should be sat down and told that not all immigrants want to kill them, and no immigrants want their job. In fact, NOBODY wants their job.
6. Actually believed that bird flu was going to wipe out half the world; believed the same about every single so-called epidemic before it; predicts The End Of The World every other month, whether it be by asteroid, epidemic or nuclear war
7. Read by impressionable fools who base their own opinions on the Daily Mail's bullshit
8. Has an on-off feud with The Times; hates The Independent, Polly Toynbee, Tony Blair, and, surprisingly, David Cameron, because he does not subscribe to their particular brand of Right-wing politics; disdains the Sun, the Daily Star, the Mirror and the News of the World despite being only one rung above them (purely because their page 3 happens not to have a topless woman on it); sister paper to the Daily Express
9. Believes everybody should have a job, regardless of illness, is under the impression that depression is not a valid illness and that anybody on benefits is Leeching Off the Welfare State and Stealing Taxpayer's Hard-Earned Money
10. Obsessed with Taxpayer's Money and the fact that they are taxpayers
11. Obsessed with hating speeding fines and speed cameras
12. Has to have an article EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY about 'PC gone mad', purely to further its BNP-loving, homophobic, racist, Islamophobe agenda
13. Constantly self-publicises, telling its readers that it has won another award or that one of its precious 'campaigns' have made the world a better place. Fond of saying 'as we always said' or 'as the Daily Mail has said from the start'
14. Believes date rape and marital rape are completely acceptable, and that all women should join the Submissive Wives movement
15. Exaggerates everything
2. Obsesses over royalty, members of the aristocracy, and the upper classes in the same way that the Sun obsesses over Z-list celebrities and WAGs
3. Home to Richard Littlejohn, a self-satisfied prick who can't spell the name of the Iranian president and therefore refers to him as President I'madinnerjacket; insists upon spelling things phonetically to make himself feel superior; scaremongers over: taxes, Gordon Brown, so-called 'political correctness' and the apparent failures of the UK police force; displays clearly bigoted views yet claims not to be racist
4. Home to Amanda Platell, who is clearly a female misogynist and hates Natasha Kaplinsky, presumably purely because, despite her many flaws, she isn't a moon-faced, woman-hating cow who writes for a tabloid rag
5. Home to a whole host of prejudiced idiots whose parents were probably Daily Mail readers and members of the National Front; they should be sat down and told that not all immigrants want to kill them, and no immigrants want their job. In fact, NOBODY wants their job.
6. Actually believed that bird flu was going to wipe out half the world; believed the same about every single so-called epidemic before it; predicts The End Of The World every other month, whether it be by asteroid, epidemic or nuclear war
7. Read by impressionable fools who base their own opinions on the Daily Mail's bullshit
8. Has an on-off feud with The Times; hates The Independent, Polly Toynbee, Tony Blair, and, surprisingly, David Cameron, because he does not subscribe to their particular brand of Right-wing politics; disdains the Sun, the Daily Star, the Mirror and the News of the World despite being only one rung above them (purely because their page 3 happens not to have a topless woman on it); sister paper to the Daily Express
9. Believes everybody should have a job, regardless of illness, is under the impression that depression is not a valid illness and that anybody on benefits is Leeching Off the Welfare State and Stealing Taxpayer's Hard-Earned Money
10. Obsessed with Taxpayer's Money and the fact that they are taxpayers
11. Obsessed with hating speeding fines and speed cameras
12. Has to have an article EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY about 'PC gone mad', purely to further its BNP-loving, homophobic, racist, Islamophobe agenda
13. Constantly self-publicises, telling its readers that it has won another award or that one of its precious 'campaigns' have made the world a better place. Fond of saying 'as we always said' or 'as the Daily Mail has said from the start'
14. Believes date rape and marital rape are completely acceptable, and that all women should join the Submissive Wives movement
15. Exaggerates everything
Daily Mail headlines:
"MUSLIMS ARE GOING TO KILL US ALL BY UNLEASHING BIRD FLU INTO THE AIR!!1 AND THEN THEY WILL STEAL OUR JOBS!!1"
"The Queen is awesome!"
"I am Richard Littledick and EVERYTHING IS BAD AND WRONG and I am a ridiculous, reactionary, pathetic buffon!!1"
"I'm Amanda Platell and I hate all women but ESPECIALLY NATASHA KAPLINSKY!!1"
"Everybody but us sucks"
"GET A JOB! I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE HOOKED UP TO A VENTILATOR!"
"We r taxpayers, hurr hurr"
"Speeding cameras ARE SO CRAP!!1"
"Look; it's PC gone mad! A man was ARRESTED for beating up a Muslim! The horror!"
"WE WIN @ LIFE! LOOK, AN AWARD FOR MOST HOMOPHOBIC NEWSPAPER OF THE YEAR!!!!!1!!!!1!!"
"Shut up about being raped and make my tea"
"THE TRAUMA OF BEING STOPPED FOR SPEEDING!!!1!!
"MUSLIMS ARE GOING TO KILL US ALL BY UNLEASHING BIRD FLU INTO THE AIR!!1 AND THEN THEY WILL STEAL OUR JOBS!!1"
"The Queen is awesome!"
"I am Richard Littledick and EVERYTHING IS BAD AND WRONG and I am a ridiculous, reactionary, pathetic buffon!!1"
"I'm Amanda Platell and I hate all women but ESPECIALLY NATASHA KAPLINSKY!!1"
"Everybody but us sucks"
"GET A JOB! I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE HOOKED UP TO A VENTILATOR!"
"We r taxpayers, hurr hurr"
"Speeding cameras ARE SO CRAP!!1"
"Look; it's PC gone mad! A man was ARRESTED for beating up a Muslim! The horror!"
"WE WIN @ LIFE! LOOK, AN AWARD FOR MOST HOMOPHOBIC NEWSPAPER OF THE YEAR!!!!!1!!!!1!!"
"Shut up about being raped and make my tea"
"THE TRAUMA OF BEING STOPPED FOR SPEEDING!!!1!!
by Dickface Faceofadick May 28, 2007
Get the daily mail mug.A bunch of arrogant cunts who nick your items just when there about to get delivered, and still have the fuckin cheek to post a letter through the door saying your item is at the main post office.
You mother fuckers, why dont you just cut my throat open and shit down my neck, your the worst delivery service ever! cunts, twats, motherfuckers
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