Marathon

The greatest game ever.

Marathon is such an awesome game.

by John Smith April 16, 2004

Marathon

YOUR GIRLFRIEND/WIFE AND YOU WILL MAKE LOVE 26.22 TIMES IN ONE NIGHT. THAT’S ROUGHLY 3.3 TIMES PER HOUR, FOR 8-HOURS… THAT WAY, IF YOU GO TO BED AT 10 PM, YOU CAN FINISH AND YET STILL GET ENOUGH SLEEP TO BE PRODUCTIVE THE NEXT-DAY (PREFERABLY A SATURDAY OR SUNDAY). HOORAY! HOWEVER, YOU'RE GOING TO NEED A MINI-FRIDGE, TWO-PLASTIC GLASSES, FOUR-ENERGY DRINKS, SIX-BOTTLED WATERS, THREE-GALLONS OF ORANGE JUICE, 10-MINI BOTTLES OF KY (SUFFICIENT LUBE), AND 2-3 SUB-PAR MOVIES; BECAUSE IF THEY PROVE TOO INTERESTING, YOU AND/OR YOUR LOVER COULD POSSIBLY GET SIDE-TRACKED, COSTING YOU PRECIOUS TIME. THIS TIME SHALL BE CALLED, “MARATHON”.

"Tina and I will hopefully entertain thoughts of "Marathon" tonight. I accidentally left my seeing glasses at the office during lunch and ingested 4-Viagra pills by mistake. Things aren't looking good down below. So I figure I will mention it at dinner and see how she takes to the idea."

by Tolan Lichty February 9, 2009

Magrath

The butthole located in the Southern part of Alberta, lodged between Lethbridge and the U.S. border. Home to west nile and mormons.

No one wants to live in Magrath

by kristenk April 15, 2012

macrap

Macrap is poorly designed artwork that often includes, but is not limited too:

* wordart. (example: rainbow effect type on a beveled curve)
* stretched typefaces
* pixelated imagery...72 dpi is good for web, not for print.
* stretched imagery...hit the shift key, it's not hard!
* misspellings

Macrap is something everyone has been subjected to seeing. It can be seen everywhere from fliers on bulletin boards, posters for concerts, emailed brochures, to tv commercials...now, you know what to call it.

Basic rule of thumb...just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

That poster with really pixelated imagery and rainbow colored font on a bevel curve is macrap.

by muddypebbles April 14, 2009

marathon

When you drink 26 beers in a short amount of time, without throwing up.

bro 1: "Bro, I'm going on a marathon tonight."

bro 2: "That's crazy bro, I hope you're prepared for that shit bro."

bro 1: "I was born ready. Bro."

by in.da.sky January 26, 2011

Marathonversation

A conversation that lasts significantly longer than any party intended, and which may result in an unexpected dead cell phone or need to re-hydrate due to its surprising length.

There was hardly a topic we didn't talk about during last night's marathonversation, after which I had to charge my cell phone and re-hydrate.

by AwesomeGuy47 July 10, 2009

marathon men

The nickname given to the best college basketball team in the nation: the 2009 Syracuse Orange after their 6 overtime victory against UCONN

"Did you see those marathon men out on the court last night?"
"I know! I was up until 2 in the morning watching them. I thought Devendorf won it at the end of regulation!"

by SUgirl2918 July 21, 2009