A conjunction of two words; one, Yiddish, the other, Hebrew; A female who fakes the persona of a caring, pleasant, and outstanding individual who could "do no wrong", when, in actuality, said individual is a witch.
by JWR Eitor in Chief July 15, 2025
Get the Mach-sheifelah.mug. The sexual act of rapidly smacking your penis against a Hispanic girl's vagina without actually nutting in order to impregnate her. Less than 1% of men can perform this successfully, and those who can are seen as the true disciples of God Almighty.
Guy 1: Hey, Jake, you want to go bowling?
Guy 2: No, man, I have to go to an ultrasound tomorrow because I did a mach 1 taco to Claudia, bro.
Guy 3: Dude, Jake, you're a legend.
Guy 2: No, man, I have to go to an ultrasound tomorrow because I did a mach 1 taco to Claudia, bro.
Guy 3: Dude, Jake, you're a legend.
by chumbus123 March 2, 2018
Get the mach 1 tacomug. A sex act where a dozen Asian men urinate on you while running around you in a circle. The men will often run at high speeds (Mach 2) which results in what seems to be a yellow tornado from the outside. If done correctly, the intense angular momentum combined with their rotational pissing will allow them to achieve liftoff for a short time, carrying you in the process. This is typically only successful due to its immense surprise factor, and lasts a short time due to their limited bladders and small penis’s.
When David finally arrived in Japan, he was surprised with a Mach Tornado from men who looked very much like women.
by The Muntologist July 8, 2025
Get the Mach Tornadomug. by peterdyck December 25, 2021
Get the Mach 1 700mug. by TheAussiephallic April 17, 2024
Get the Mach fuckmug. Stemmed from an inside joke about Pizza Tower, "Mach Finger Butthole" Is a nonsense term referring to a rambunctiously high speed.
by ZynexGD December 10, 2024
Get the Mach Finger Buttholemug. 