mtv 

a gay retarded tv station my sister watches, and i cant stand it... black homosexuals who think they are soo "pimp" and show there bling, who have a vocabulary that of a 3rd grader. real world... you want real word? leave your house, and put your hand in a waffle iorn. if you watch this network handcuff yourself to the railroad tracks.

here comes the train... its doing us all a favor.

mtv by ryan April 22, 2005

MTV 

If you like MTV in its current incarnation, you are one of the following:

1.) An emo/punk fag
2.) A wannabe "thug"
3.) The only person on the planet that likes U2
4.) A preppy girl who looks up to Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, and JoJo.

There are many problems that people have with mTV nowadays; their constant playing of re-runs (usually of The Real World or Battle of the Sexes part MCLXVII), the fact that they barely ever play music anymore, and when they do, it's just shitty emo or some played-out rapper like Jay-Z. They are also way too concerned about you voting (for Kerry, anyway) and took all of their decent shows off the network like Jackass, Wildboys, and... huh, I guess that's it.

MTV is so bad nowadays that people are starting to miss Nu-Metal.

MTV by Chernorizets Hrabr December 5, 2004

MTV 

A really shitty channel that has always sucked. Back when they played music it still sucked. If you have ever liked MTV, you might just be a LOSER.

Remember when MTV played videos?

Yea, I do.

Those were the days.

What are you talking abotu? The music was still SHIT.

MTV by BLeh July 23, 2003

mtv 

A channel that SUCKED from the word "GO"

If you've EVER been impressed by Mtv then YOU are part of the problem.

DISCO SUCKS!!!!!

And so does SATAN'S PANTIES METAL!!!!
(note: not all metal is bad just that gay satanic shit)

MUSIC = used to be cool

Mtv came along and squashed all that was cool and replaced it with what they decide is cool.

The result = MUSIC IS DEAD!

mtv by u fagz .. Mtv KILLED MUSIC !!!!! August 17, 2004

mtv 

I have come to defend the youth of America. The only kids that watch MTV are completely retarted. Anyone with half a brain mocks them. Most kids at my school realize that MTV has almost ruined music for good. HOWEVER, there are the retards that like MTV for the " toddef flippin' sweet" shows such as Parental Control and TRL, which are the worst two shows of all time.

MTV is the reason for eating disorders. They almost say that it is a good thing! Fuck MTV! Lets all boycott MTV!

mtv by stevedawg June 16, 2006

MTV 

Channel which used to show good shows like Sifl & Olly, until bands started selling out on a daily basis and they replaced all the good shows with crap like TRL where you get to see 5 seconds of a bunch of lame@$$ pop videos morons popping out of the corner. Currently, they brodcast even more shows that someone with an I.Q. under 5 will find amusing, 'realistic', or fun to watch.

"Dude, I gotta split. MTV is about to show another Real World marathon!"
"You sad moron.."

MTV by Coo'io June 3, 2003

MTV 

A television network that:

a) Shows nothing but vapid reality shows featuring rich spoiled bitches.
b) Airs stupid incarnations of Jackass, i.e. Wonder Showzen
c) Hosts the show TRL which features hoardes of screaming virgins that dress like whores and suffers those that don't get a ticket to stand outside and wave their posters like idiots. Contrary to popular belief, TRL does not show music videos, but only music clips, because they have to make time to interview the hot guest artist of the moment.
d) Airs full-length music videos only in the wee hours of morning when everybody is sleeping.
e) Tries to brainwash the youth with their stupid "political campaigns", "MTV news", and poster clone-bands.
f) Hosts the MVA's. contrary to popular belief, the MVA's is only a popularity/fashion contest as opposed to an event for showing appreciation to artists that TRULY contribute to the music industry

Dude! Did you catch Wonder Showzen on MTV last night?

LYKKE OMGGGZZZ! I SAW TRL YESTERDAY!!

OMG, I so totally queefed when I saw the season finale of The Real World!

MTV by fuck your scene December 28, 2005