mountain lakes 

a town in new jersey

"im from moutain lakes new jersey"
"really, you must be rich"
"no, my parents are"

mountain lakes by ick April 5, 2005

Mountain Dew Voltage

Simply put, it is the concentrated necter of gods balls. One taste will send you into a coma due to its sheer amazingness.

What the hell is wrong with that guy?
He is in a coma....he just had Mountain Dew Voltage for the first time....

Mountain Dew Voltage by sordidangelxiii March 20, 2009

Mountain Dew People

The opposite of health and vitality. Mountain Dew People (MDP) can be seen at your local mall, Wal-Mart, and throughout the community Monday through Friday with their young, unfortunate, government-fed children.

You are unlikely to encounter MDP at the dentist or hospital (except in emergency situations). Stereotypical uniform includes some type of undersized athletic shorts or sweatpants and an oversized t-shirt which displays some type of idiotic innuendo or was won on a radio call in show.

I went to Hockey game tonight with my girlfriend. Turns out it was half price entry and free hot dogs so it was filled with Mountain Dew People.

Mountain Dew People by shoeshina May 14, 2011

mountain madness 

mountain madness is a form of madness that will come over a person when in the presents of mountains...they will seem to go insane, or "mad"...and have an uncontrollable urge to climb said mountain at an ungodly pace, and with no concern for self preservation of any sort.

omg joe, we have to climb that mountain!!!,
sick with mountain madness, the two intrepid adventurers toil onward to the summit

mountain madness by Robin Beer October 4, 2008

Mountain Dew makeout 

when two people makeout with Mountain Dew in their mouth.

Who wants to Mountain Dew makeout with me?

Mountain Dew makeout by Spicy Meatball December 14, 2010

Mountain Gooch

When the area between your ass and genitals become sweaty or moist.

This workout is giving me the worst Mountain Gooch ever

Mountain Gooch by jlee6 March 2, 2010

Mountain Biscuits 

Any hunt-animal's testicles. Such as: Deer, Elk, Moose, etcetera.

Kid: Pap, I got that buck!
Grandpa: Good job, son.
Kid: Thank ya, pap, let's go get him.
Grandpa: Okay, you stay here I'll be right back.
Kid: MMMK
5 minutes later
Kid: where is he?
Grandpa: Down that hill, let's go drag him out.
Kid: Grandpa, he got antlers but no..... stuff.
Grandpa: I chopped the mountain biscuits off fer ya, didnt want to do that didya?
Kid: Ewww, no way. Thank you, grandpa.
Grandpa: Your welcome, son.

Mountain Biscuits by dockoty94 June 5, 2010