When the feline behavior of the irrational and transcendental number π, which is stubborn in revealing some of its beautiful numerical or geometric properties, clashes with its oft-canine responses, which occasionally rewards those who have loyally spent their lifetime with the beloved constant with an aha! erection.
The number π is a love-hate mathematical constant among the educated lay public, who are delighted or disgusted by its manifold numerical and geometric properties. To number addicts, is pi more dog than cat? Or is it more cat than dog? To number phobics, pi is unquestionably worse than a pandemic.
by MathPlus December 10, 2021
Tommy: Yo, I'm thinkin bout gettin wit Jacob's sister.
John: Nah, man. She's been tapped more times than an ipad.
John: Nah, man. She's been tapped more times than an ipad.
by J-Rock_Darkpoint September 11, 2011
Implying that this "pimp" get's more action than you could ever imagine. Often used by poseurs, and white people that can't rap.* Perfect comeback- You get as much ass as a urinal. Snap.
*Just kidding.
*Just kidding.
<Idiot> Your gay.
<Not an idiot> You've probably never even made out with anyone.
<Idiot> You kiddin'? I get more ass than a toilet seat.
<Not an idiot> Yeah, right. You get as much ass as a urinal.
<Idiot> Your gay.
<Not an idiot> You've probably never even made out with anyone.
<Idiot> You kiddin'? I get more ass than a toilet seat.
<Not an idiot> Yeah, right. You get as much ass as a urinal.
<Idiot> Your gay.
by Sw0rdPh1sh September 11, 2006
by Chris Council January 27, 2009
when something is so serious its seriousness is compared to a delicious chocolatey cereal, which is by itself already pretty DAMN serious.
"I just stole money from my sister."
"Dude...are you serious?"
"More serial than cocoa puffs, BIZNATCH."
"Dude...are you serious?"
"More serial than cocoa puffs, BIZNATCH."
by whenwasthelasttimeyouateadog? April 24, 2009
by Pimpmeister April 28, 2006
by herrocroser November 13, 2010