MONGO

Not the banned word.

Don't be Lynda she's a Mongo

by Dontbealinda August 11, 2019

Mongo

A dutch twat who is kinda retarded

Merlin is such a mongo!
Omg dude have you seen that merlin guy, hes such a mongo!

by Tyler1223 January 22, 2020

Mongo

1. An act in which a man (typically a hapless redneck) will eat a cream stuffed hooker’s pussy after she finishes a 12 hour shift in the massage parlor.

I can’t wait to Mongo that gob filled beast after her shift!

by Vice Keiser Blair November 21, 2020

Mongo

A girl who pukes all over the apartment like an untrained dog.

"There's puke in my shoe!!! MONGO, not again!"

by poutinepukes October 4, 2016

Mongo

Used as a nickname to describe someone with brute strength.

Tildon's nickname is Mongo. Because he can hoist an engine out with his bare hands.

by MongoWife November 8, 2021

Mongo

Mongo is a rare name you call people if they don't do things right.

Boy: Hey did you clean my ps5?

Mongo: Yes it needs 10 more minutes in the dishwasher.

by Mimbo Jimbo November 14, 2021

Mongo

A large retard

That Mongo at McDonald's couldn't get my order straight, so I told him to get b-b-b-b-brain surgery.

by Joe_Balls July 22, 2021