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MacOS X

A form of Unix for those who require simplicity and a monolithic design above the configurability and stability of Linux. It's just another tool to do a job, despite what both pro-mac and anti-mac zealots will tell you.
Since Raul could not find any OS X users wearing black turtlenecks and berets, he moved from OS 9 to Windows XP.
by Anonymous August 16, 2003
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MoCo

MoCo = Montgomery County, Maryland
MoCo is the only place in the world where almost everyone thinks theyre black and gangsta, blasting fifty-cent mainstream rap and think they're the shit, even though they're driving a benz or beamer which their millionare parents bought them. MoCo is the only place in the world where people drive around Potomac and Bethesda to look at big houses. MoCo is the only place where all the gangstas and wannabe gangstas drink and blaze and kill each other in drunk driving accidents, and where all the uptown girls (Northwest, Seneca Valley, Whitman, Walter Johnson, QO, Churchill) have sex like they're drinking water. Where everyone thinks souping their car means installing oversized mufflers and hub-cap spinners on minivans. It's the only place where you can go from the hood to hollywood in 10 minutes and where people get killed at high school football games. Its the only place where cops are on your dick 24/7 and you better be ready to run from them when they bust your party this weekend.

Basically, MoCo is the shit.
Guy 1: I've got the magic stick!
Guy 2: Man, You're such a Gangster! Only G's blast 50 Cent in their Beamers!

Guy 3: I'd rather live in HoCo.
Guy 4: Not even. MoCo runs Maryland. what the fuck is HoCo. fucking queers.
by Paint Branch Runs it June 11, 2006
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Mocus

Adj. A state of unconscious, consciousness. Conducting business on auto pilot. Especially related to detoxification and the resulting state of mind.
After years of drunken clarity, Jan now finds herself in the occasional sober haze. Said Jan, "I was so mocus today, I thanked the Vending Machine for dispensing the bottle of Volvic."
by Anthony Orifice August 26, 2004
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Monosation

1. To have a conversation with someone who is not listening.
2. To have a conversation with someone who will not let you get a word in edgeways.
1. And then it hit me - I was having a monosation.
2. Oh god, here comes Luke. I don't want to get into another monosation with him again.
by LisaFinn September 11, 2005
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monostache

A man or women whose eyebrows connect and are bushier in the middle than they are normally.

A mustache that is somehow connected to a persons eyebrows

Most people with these have a mullet or think they are a farmer.
Damn Heindl has a big ass monostache

Damn how did that guy get a monostache
by Farmerhater August 28, 2009
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monoski

1. A monoski is a type of sit ski using one ski with a mountain bike type suspension, most typically used independently by wheelchair users. The person uses a set of outriggers, which resemble short poles with small skis on them in place of typical baskets used by able-bodied skiers. The outriggers are used to initiate turns and for stability, however turning and balance is primarily accomplished through the single ski mounted to their monoski.

2. A type of wide ski where two alpine ski bindings are placed side by side. They are wide like a snowboard, but the person faces forward booted in with alpine ski boots.
Look at that difabled guy rip it up in that monoski.
by difability activist August 5, 2016
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MoCo

County in MD where schools get cancelled just by thinking about snow, there's ghettos and farms and rich people crammed in one place, everyone has that damn Maryland crab bumper sticker, everyone goes to Ocean Shitty over the summer, and cops are constantly up your ass at any party no matter how far deep in the woods you are. moco is the only relevant county in MD except maybe PG. Moco has top ranking schools too
Schools in MoCo are cancelled due to half an inch of snow
by harto August 23, 2016
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