Military Pussy

Some old stank ass pussy that’s as worn out as a gym sock. Commonly found among female military personnel looking to rank up.

Ace: Bro, being in the marines is so fucking awesome, I can’t wait to hit on some Navy chicks!
Ted: Woah there private, that’s military pussy, are you trying to catch AIDS AND a false rape accusation?
Ace: Guess I’ll just stick to strippers...

by ImSoNEW April 29, 2020

Military Industrial Complex

A term that twinks use to display their vast knowledge of how the military works.

I for one think that anyone who joins the military is rather elementary. The military industrial complex does not care about them and will only use them as pawns. Also, we need to get Trader Joe’s to stop using the term Trader Jose’s, that is incredibly offensive.

by KeenanEatsBalls July 23, 2020

military creases

When one takes another's personal item, sets it on the floor and commences to pick the item up with their buttocks. On fabric items this action will leave a brown crease, these items have the best results.

I hate Jon, I am going to give his pillow, shirt, pants, and toothbrush military creases!!! Screw him!!!

by grndmstrb June 25, 2005

military shower

while in the military, a soldier being scrubbed with a steel wire brush

yo im bleeding. I just got military showered

by mikebazouksi1 February 10, 2008

military girlfriend

The most amazing, beautiful, and loyal girls in the world. They stay with you even if you tell them they will be serving. They pray everyday for you to be okay.

My military girlfriend is the best girlfriend ever she would never cheat on me.

by dictionary.queen October 23, 2017

Military Benefits

When a thot puts on the traditional camo military uniform it instantly grants immunity to thot thrashings and forces everyone nearby to salute her.

X: Saw a thot yesterday.
Y: Did you give her a thot thrashing?
X: Nah I couldn't, she had Military Benefits. :(

by shoe.bottom October 18, 2018

military medical

Another word for a loop hole in the universe where nothing happens and everyone is crambed together; A medical practice about as safe as rubbing your face on someones std's.

I wanted to die, so instead of going to a regular medical, i went to a military medical.

by sawder April 28, 2008