A variation on the Golden Shower, The Midas Touch is the sexual act of urinating onto one's hand mid-coitus, and proceeding to slap one's partner across the face.
Roommate: I heard you guys through the wall last night. All I remember was someone shouting, "Everything I touch turns to gold, bitch!", followed by what seemed to be a loud slapping sound. What the Hell, girl?
Girl: Girl, I told you my man had The Midas Touch!
Roommate: Man, ya'll niggas is nasty.
Girl: Girl, I told you my man had The Midas Touch!
Roommate: Man, ya'll niggas is nasty.
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* Commonly used by Tokio Hotel fans when referring to Bill Kaulitz's performances.
* Commonly used by Tokio Hotel fans when referring to Bill Kaulitz's performances.
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Also can involve hand movements, i.e making the shape of the letter M out of both hands.
Also can involve hand movements, i.e making the shape of the letter M out of both hands.
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