Dave Matthews Band Chicago River Incident

On the 8th of August 2004, a tour bus belonging to Dave Matthews Band dumped about 360 kilograms(800 pounds) of human shit onto a sightseeing boat in the river. They dumped the feces from the Kinzie Street Bridge in Chicago giving the incident it's name.

Person 1: remember the Dave Matthews Band Chicago River Incident?

Person 2: Dude it was 19 years ago you have to let go

by BigPigeon420 February 9, 2023

Ethan Matthews

A person who prioritises a good time beyond anything.

Person 1: Hey bro you gotta test tomorrow, what are you gonna do?

Ethan Matthews: Bro it's Friday night, I'm going to Oatley Pub!

by PeterEater123 May 18, 2023

Paul Matthews

That guy from The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals (StarKid) Played by Jon Matteson. (I love him)

“Paul Matthews is the best character ever!”

“Yes.”

by bboleyngirl November 27, 2023

Jaxon Matthews

Great hair

Jaxon Matthews has the most amazing hair

by Braden Lucky March 24, 2024

Kai Matthews

A motherfucking bitch, little skinny rat with medium hair who likes men, every friday night he is not busy he is just sucking the life out of some guy named Malachi.

Yo he pulled a Kai Matthews last friday

by CollinGill432 April 2, 2024

Kai Matthews

He was the load his mother should have swallowed. Of course his father had to choose to make him a stain on society instead of a stain on the bed. He doesn’t have one less of a chromosome he has an extra one and it went straight to his massive fucking forehead. You wonder why he’s always so busy on Friday nights but it’s not because he playing some stupid video games. He’s absolutely sucking the life out of some random dude named Trace with an absolutely massive dick. He might be a girl for all you know because he somehow still hasn’t hit puberty and his voice is higher than his dad when he beats him every night. He’s about as useful as Anne Franks drum kit. Overall summary you couldn’t explain to him in crayons how empty his brain is.

Motherfucking Kai Matthews

by CollinGill432 April 2, 2024

liam matthews

Liam Matthews is a broken sigma who edge's his chode frequently. Liam Matthews is reluctant to shave, and is known for his resounding lack of rizz.

Person 1: Have you seen Liam Matthews recently?
Person 2: No, but I can smell him, so he's nearby l

by Applegiant April 25, 2024