Matteo Bellini

An Italian King wiwith a massie Italian personality however his dong is virtually non existent. He was given a lisp for the good of humankind otherwise all women would be uncontrollably attracted to him.

"You're very similar to Matteo Bellini in terms of your penis length Vanessa. Now go down on me."

by a.straight.guy June 24, 2019

Matteo and Kia

Best couple ever.

P1: Hey look that couple are just like Matteo and Kia, it’s uncanny!
P2: I know they’re the so cute.

by supersillysausage July 19, 2024