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Patriarchy

A synonym for a non-existent thing.

Santa Claus, Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy, Weapons of Mass Destruction.
Patriarchy is evil. Donald Trump is a woman hater!

Have you ever been to Iran?
YOU DARE QUESTION ME! THAT IS PATRIARCHAL!
by PseudonymsAreGay May 5, 2024
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Patriarchalmaxxing

The act of James Patterson commiting fully to patriarchy
Guys its so over, I am Patriarchalmaxxing now.
by Jordan Patty May 14, 2024
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Patriarch of MLP

An official, decorative, & ceremonial title that Liam Keel gave to himself on April 25th of 2024 to represent that he is the greatest My Little Pony creator ever and is thus the Patriarch of My Little Pony.

It is also used ceremonially in his Pony Kingdom to represent an office to hereditarily transfer Kingdom governing power through once he is gone as it would create a big power vacuum without the King of MLP Liam Keel running things.
Liam Keel using the new Patriarch of MLP title makes him 1000% cooler than any other creator!
by King Of My Little Pony February 25, 2025
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Patriarchism

Anti-fem (but also paternalism at the same time)
John is misogynistic his patriarchism is really showing
by Barthalamoo April 28, 2025
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Martryarch

A portmanteau of "Martyr" and "Matriarch."
A specific breed of affluent, liberal white woman who maintains her high social status through the aggressive performance of guilt and self-flagellation. Unlike a "Karen" (who demands to speak to the manager), a Martryarch demands to apologize on behalf of the manager to people who didn't ask for her help.
She rules her social circle not by displaying strength, but by displaying how "suicidally empathetic" she is. She views her own comfort as a sin, yet refuses to give it up, instead choosing to "pay for it" through lectures on privilege and by adopting the trauma of marginalized groups as her own personal aesthetic.
Did you see Brenda having a breakdown at the gala? She started crying during the appetizer because the avacados weren't locally sourced, then lectured the waiter on his own oppression. It was peak Martryarch energy.
by Bedlam January 19, 2026
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Patriarchy

(Literal Greek: Father-Ruler +y)
A system wherein the male gender rules over the female gender
(Patriarch - A male person in a patriarchy)
by gendermender248 July 29, 2025
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The Patriarchy

Rule of the fathers.

Patri- Father

-archy Rule or Governance

The Patriarchy is the rule of Fathers over their own households.

It is NOT some elite cabal of Men trying to rule the world as feminists try to make people think. When a feminist says "Fuck the Patriarchy" what they are really saying is "I don't want my Daddy running my life!" Because what good Father wouldn't want what's best for their kids?
Jenny had bought into the lies of feminists about the Patriarchy, until she grew up and saw her father just had her best interests at heart all along. She had found herself bitter and unhappy, and didn't like what it had done to her!
by Daddy Knight August 12, 2025
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