mathusum

A person trying to pretend to be a human.

You seem strange, kind of like a mathusum.

by MathuSum Mut January 31, 2014

Matjuša

A very thiccc middle school teacher,

Known her absoute thicc size. If you were to encounter a matjuša greet her or else she will use her death stare, forcing you to come to her by making you very uncomftarable. Avoid this by not looking at her in the first place. Otherwise not a bad all around teacher.
Somethimes you might hate her but at the end we all love her...

Student 1: oh god, i can see matjuša
Student 2: quickly! Don't look at her... we don't wan't the death stare.
Student 1: ok i think she didn't see us.
Student 2: oof that was close...

by MedeniČlovek January 6, 2019

matesoul

love at first instagram comment

jesse keeps commenting on brianna's insta posts they're totally matesouls

by passthedomebro June 20, 2019

mathush

Sexy boy, sexy personality , smart confident and can always make a person laugh

Mathush cheered up the world

by anonymous November 23, 2021

ginger mates

When two gingers claim to be soul mates only realizing they have no soul. So they are ginger mates

Girl ginger: "I love you so much I think you're my soul mate."
Guy ginger: "But we are gingers we don't have souls."
Girl ginger: "so what does that make us?"
Guy ginger: "Ginger mates of course."

by Rexx1990 November 14, 2013

Matúš

Matúš absolutely adores to smoke weed, he's also a big nerd that plays chess. Matúš is particularly known for using cheesy pick up lines that keep constantly failing and being tall ass giraffe.

Person A: Your being too Matúš. Get your shit together!!

Person B: Sorry. Today is not my day..

by big brain boi 8 November 25, 2021

Matteus

The best boy friend EVER. Super hot and sexy and every way, will treat you perfectly and will love you with his whole heart. So hot he makes you want to cum your pants every time you see him.

“Oh look it’s my wonderful boyfriend Matteus!”

by ky cream March 19, 2023