Mach Jesus is a way to describe something faster than anything in the universe.
If you cant measure how fast the "object" is going, just say "Mach Jesus".
Mach is something used to measure speed.
If you cant measure how fast the "object" is going, just say "Mach Jesus".
Mach is something used to measure speed.
"News reporter: A missile headed towards a random island going mach jesus has been detected by the navy"
by SidneysHandle404 February 19, 2024
Get the Mach Jesus mug.How Peppino from hit game Pizza Tower runs and kills most of the enemies by bumping into them.
It can be seperated to three parts:
Mach 1: Peppino slowly starts to run, if continues running for a slow period Peppino gathers enough speed and changing directions will make him drift.
Mach 2: Peppino is running very fast that enemies gets scared after seeing him making them vulnerable for 3 seconds. He can kill enemies at this speed, he can super jump and he can break metal boxes but running into a wall will knock him back.
Mach 3: Peppino will have an insane sprite and have slightly more speed, drifting will make him go back to Mach 2.
It can be seperated to three parts:
Mach 1: Peppino slowly starts to run, if continues running for a slow period Peppino gathers enough speed and changing directions will make him drift.
Mach 2: Peppino is running very fast that enemies gets scared after seeing him making them vulnerable for 3 seconds. He can kill enemies at this speed, he can super jump and he can break metal boxes but running into a wall will knock him back.
Mach 3: Peppino will have an insane sprite and have slightly more speed, drifting will make him go back to Mach 2.
Fork Knight: Do you see that man Mach Running towards us?
Cheese Slime: Yes, we should back off a bit?? *dies*
Cheese Slime: Yes, we should back off a bit?? *dies*
by Sansational Cat August 02, 2023
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Get the Mach fuck mug.Stemmed from an inside joke about Pizza Tower, "Mach Finger Butthole" Is a nonsense term referring to a rambunctiously high speed.
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Get the Mach-sheifelah. mug.Used to describe the absolutely ridiculous speed of something.
Often used in a joking manner in order to enhance the humor of a joke.
Most notably used to describe the speed of a well known manhole cover that a nuclear experiment launched into space.
Often used in a joking manner in order to enhance the humor of a joke.
Most notably used to describe the speed of a well known manhole cover that a nuclear experiment launched into space.
An alien army got wrecked by a manhole cover traveling at mach fuck!
I love when someone hits me with a kraber while traveling at mach fuck.
I love when someone hits me with a kraber while traveling at mach fuck.
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