Lynch fingers

Someone who anything they touch is utterly f**ked.
“Who fucked the catadyne?” “It was f**cking lynch fingers that propane headed fuck.”
by Jimbo10101 April 09, 2022
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Matt-Lynch

someone who spends far to long on their hair and worried about what they look like to much, sometimes described as metrosexual, they are the downfall of old school men
hey look at them lads, blatent matt-lynch's
by Chris "king shoey" Johnson August 28, 2008
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Matthew Lynch

A man defined by his enormous penis of above average size

The name is known in Greek as an "eternal sex god". This translation has been proven in recent years by all the Matthew Lynchs

The surname too implies good things. The word lynch means that this person is a lynch pin and someone you can rely on as an upholding person in society
Girl 1: I got off with Matthew Lynch last night
Girl 2: what was it like? I am envious!
Girl 1: it was amazing he was incredible in bed and he had such a large phallus
Girl 2: oh, I wish I could indulge in Matthew Lynch
by Stephen fry February 22, 2014
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jordan lynch

A male indevidual with an acceptionally large penis; that certainly knows how to please/satisfy a woman.
by Peace to the world February 23, 2014
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Kendra lynch

She is just a hoe she likes making guys move schools for her and then dumping them the next week or 2
She did a Kendra lynch on him last week
by Dingobub August 01, 2020
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Meg Lynching

the act of being lynched by the penis, scrotum, dick, cock or pubical sack.
1)We tried to Meg lynch that negro but he was able to touch the ground.
2) The cops caught him Meg Lynching a poodle.
by ssmydick August 18, 2009
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Lynch-wall

A very rude word. Like a kyfe bitch but worse.
friend 1: yeah she said she made out with him but all she did was suck his dick

friend 2: what a fucking lynch-wall
by Kool Kat________ December 08, 2009
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