fuzzy lotus

This phrase refers to a well kept vagina.

1. Bob was sad because he had not smelled or tasted the fuzzy lotus in some time.

2. Jill just checked to see if everything was kosher with her fuzzy lotus.

fuzzy lotus by krosandian January 14, 2008

Muddy Lotus 

Two women scissoring and shitting at the same time, while a 3rd woman rubs her face in the shit.

Did you hear? Rebecca, Angela, and Kylie did a Muddy Lotus at their sleep over.

Muddy Lotus by Muddypal69 January 24, 2022

white lotus kung-fu

The most fatal of all kung-fu styles.

Luna: (...) Its called white lotus kung-fu
Huey: White lotus? Thats the deadliest style there is.

(Boondocks s01e06)

white lotus kung-fu by 421Anonymous. November 2, 2013

tso-lotus 

One who joins Counter-Strike clans and figginates everything. He gets into top level clans by offering to buy them tickets to CPL so they can meet the lovely Ksharp, but never pays up. Eventually he disappears back to the land from whence he came.

You're such a tso-lotus, go back to Canada you fucking fig.

tso-lotus by ger November 22, 2004

Flaming Lotus 

An ancient variation of the classic table lotus sex position, however it is far more dangerous, so dangerous it has only ever been attempted a handful of times in recorded history. It is said that if a women agrees to perform this move for you, there is no option available to you other than to wife her. The standard table lotus position is taken and the lovers engage in coitus. While this even occurs the female partner involved begins placing oil carefully around her on the table. Just as her partner reaches climax she drops a match onto the table surrounding her in deadly flames. If the woman should survive the ordeal the couple are to be thought of as perfect matches if not a disgrace to humanity and thus their fiery death justified.

Geoff: I heard Shanella was working on a new sex move for Tom

Jack: Yea she going to give him a Flaming Lotus next week.

Geoff: Fuck, I hope they survive.

Jack: Meh

Flaming Lotus by john the beast May 26, 2013

To Lotus 

A verb. Used to refer to the act of getting belligerently drunk and dancing like a moron on the speakers at The Lotus Nightclub in Red Deer, Alberta, Canada.

Susan: Let's hit Lotus tonight!

Billy: I LOVE to Lotus!!!!!

To Lotus by Mo Flew September 19, 2010

Stone Lotus

A fucking horrible chicago nightclub.

Stone Lotus: your prom, only worse.

Stone Lotus by 02Kanye_West... January 24, 2009