lottery

(n.) 1. A satanic device invented by the government to exhort billions of dollars from the populace. It might as well just be called another tax.

"After taxes, your two billion dollars of lottery money comes to...fifty-five cents. Have a nice day." "Noooooooo!!!!!!! I HATE CONGRESS!!!"

by Razukin December 1, 2002

Polish Lottery

A large payout or windfall that vests over too long of a period for it to be useful.

I won the polish lottery: one dollar an year for a million years!

by moonpolysoft October 19, 2009

lottery ticket

A baby that is born to a unsuccessfull woman "baby mama" and a very rich man.

She gave birth to her lottery ticket yesterday

by bubblez1970 January 9, 2012

Blow Job Lottery

When a guy hopes that by doing the right things (sex acts or otherwise) for a girl, he can get a blow job. This can result in either winning (getting a blow job) or losing (not getting a blow job).

Guy #1: I was totally messing around with this chick last night and I won the Blow Job Lottery!
Guy #2: Drinks for everybody!

by Hector Barbosa August 3, 2010

street lottery

When you know everything about the streets and can survive the dirty streets by all means necessary street smart can get money all different kinds ofway, hustler In the streets knows how to survive the hood and street and make it out to better life

Street Lottery

by streetknowledge May 2, 2015

Redneck Lottery

The winning diver in a demolition derby

Billy De won the Redneck Lottery when he came in first at the demolition derby at the county fair.

by crashinken1971 May 28, 2008

[lottery]

When numerous men fornicate with a women and bust a nut inside her, in nine months when she has a baby and they take DNA tests to see who is the father, the father wins

We played the lottery with lacey and clint won the lottery and was the father

by titty titty bang bang April 3, 2009