loser

someone who can't accept their own failure

k#y accused his co-worker as being sinister and bitesome as a cobra? he is just a fucking jelly loser.

by it is not your business July 23, 2019

Loseritis

An infectious disease spread by direct or indirect
contact with a loser or a group of losers. Can also be contracted from enviorment where one is the biggest loser. Suffered predominetly by teenagers. Symptoms include regular occurences of embarrassment, blushing, change in style of dress, lack of friends, having difficulties with usually simple social skills, and having trouble talking to attractive members of the opposite sex. Treatments include going out with friends, dating someone new, and partying.

After being unable to answer when a cute senior addressed the freshman in the hall, she realized she was suffering from chronic loseritis.

by loseritis patient March 9, 2008

loser

Generally speaking, the smart, creative kids in high school. The ones who do things actually worthwhile rather than tossing a football around and dressing like clones. They don't care about being popular and this pisses the popular people off. Losers tend to be very open minded and caring individuals. As opposed to the superficial, judgemental jocks. Additionally, losers are the real winners of life. After enduring four years of bullshit they get to enjoy a long life of prosperity. It's the opposite for the dipshit jocks who fucked around in school. Its a fair trade off, if you ask me.

Ultimately, most losers will succeed in life.

by 1RevoveR1 April 14, 2006

loser

someone who isn’t your friend

see loner

loser

by The m'ster February 7, 2020

loseres

Loseres-Spanish for losers.

That Spanish accountant is a Loseres.

by Pencilpusher789 May 2, 2014

Losers

Really cool people who are unique

The Losers hung at the mall

by mris April 6, 2005

loser

A loser is a person who parties everyday, smokes pot 24/7, takes vicodin 24/7, smokes, doesn't want to get a job, doesn't have a drivers licence, and plays MW2 a lot.

Example:

loser: Hey dude lets party and get wasted.

dude: But its Monday you fucking alcoholic piece of shit.

by stonerkiller100 May 12, 2010