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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand

And he said to the man, running the stand: "Hey! Bom bom bom, My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning.

I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone."

I wanted to do a jojo reference but some one already did "Oh? You're approaching me?" :/
You, minding your own business:

a duck walked up to a lemonade stand (he has a hand k1nk): "Hey! Bom bom bom, My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning.

I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone."

You: "Dude, what the hell?
by MemphisTN120 May 4, 2022
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cloudy lemonade

I'm gonna pour cloudy lemonade all over her tits.
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Warm Lemonade

An affectionate term for pee that is to be sipped or drank as it leaves your lover's body.

In most cases, consuming "Warm Lemonade" refers to an affectionate sharing of bodily fuids. As such, it is not at all like other forms of "Golden Showers" which often have underlying B and D or S and M components.

Since the first pee in the morning is often highly concentrated, it is usually not the best for good tasting Warm Lemonade. Also, note that consuming certain artificial sweetners (such as saccharin, but *not* aspartame) can sweeten the taste of Warm Lemonade.

One word of caution: dont let it cool to room temparature, Warm Lemonade is best when consumed straight from the tap.
Sweetheart, before you pee, give me a sip of your Warm Lemonade.

Girl: Stop going down on me, I have to pee !!
Guy: Please, my love, let me taste your Warm Lemonade !!
by AAARRRGGGHHH April 30, 2006
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Lemonade

A cool refreshing drink! made from lemons, water, ice and cups!
It's so hot out i could really go for some lemonade!
by B dub ya October 30, 2011
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lemonade splash

Lemonade splash occurs after you piss in the toilet and take a heavy shift that causes a rather hefty splash, getting peepee water on your buttcheeks.
I had to daintily dab my buttcheeks with TP to remove the lemonade splash before starting the wiping process.
by doodoopoopoopoo February 11, 2008
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lemonade

A euphemism for alcohol, particularly whiskey, at the office.
It's Friday afternoon, who wants some lemonade?!
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Lemonade Stand Girl

Another way to say that someone's girlfriend is way younger than him/her. Often used in a jealous rage.
"So, if the two of them are out on a date, who's operating her lemonade stand?"
by LynZ Mullin-Malakian May 7, 2004
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