The annoying expat who constantly post pictures of themselves working on their laptop by the beach, nature or a cafe in some remote third world country, usually very pale skin, malnourished and spotting a manbun with a cup of soy latte, and portraying themselves as successful carefree individual living the life.
by 337G March 08, 2011
when you shit on the keyboard of a laptop and then close it causing spread of shit everywhere.
If the keyboard is wireless, just shit on the keyboard and smash it on the desk.
If the keyboard is wireless, just shit on the keyboard and smash it on the desk.
My teacher gave me an F so I decided to laptop stomp on his laptop.
I hate when my friends prank me with a Laptop stomp
I hate when my friends prank me with a Laptop stomp
by RalphsNakedButt December 09, 2021
by whyiseveryonemakingstuffsus December 20, 2021
adjective. Adherrence to the conservative time period preceeding the technology era. Often used to refer to someone who is not technology, blackberry, iPhone, Blackjack, facebook, or myspace friendly.
"Dude why are you still using these floppy disks, why don't you copy the files to an easy flash drive?"
"I don't know, I've never thought about it."
"You are so Pre-Laptop, douche"
"I don't know, I've never thought about it."
"You are so Pre-Laptop, douche"
by Scott P Mexican December 25, 2007
Most likely a Chromebook. Take 20 minutes to boot up. Your search history is mostly made up of Reddit and youtube videos. It is slower than those old computers
13 year old trying to be cool: hey wanna throw the school laptops on the floor 20 year old: I don't even go to school but sure 2 hours later... mom: I got a call from the school that they lost connection to your Chromebook, did you break it 13 year old: *cries*
by itzwinkeyy March 25, 2021
by Steve Potts May 26, 2007