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Female Lapper

Used as a verb, it is a highly erotic act of pleasure performed for a single male by two shorties frequenting an adult entertainment establishment. It involves a wilingness on the parts of all parties to enter a state of shangri-la while being serviced by the staff.
"Hey Laura and Kristin, lets go get us some pooty-tang and show Matt the real meaning of female lapper!
by LOVE2LAP February 18, 2005
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rusty lapper

When you get a lap dance from a stripper who doesn't wipe properly.
I wish I would've paid attention where she came from, because that stripper just gave me a rusty lapper.
by The dark canuck88 August 10, 2017
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Straddle lapper

She is known to be a straddle lapper or a pussy eater. (Cunnilingus between two women).
by Lundl January 9, 2019
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Phantom LaPlesh

When a man and woman who are engaged in sexual intercourse, change positions so to be locked in the " doggy-style" approach; and the woman ( using her more dominant ✋) reaches all the way back (in-between bolth her's and his leg's) find's and very gently caresses, downward stroking with fingers; and randomly, softly grabbing , holding, palming. She might ( just before he's about to CUM) very slowly & carefully grasp, delicately squeeze his extremely treasured ball bag of might and pleasure.
" ya bro, I was already into her before, but a couple nights ago, while we were making love, twords the end I was taking her from behind; she totally gave me a Phantom LaPlesh! It felt so good I couldn't hold on any longer and came. She said she knew I'd really like the "Phantom LaPlesh".
by Stylar Sensation 4 TRIST-Corp October 21, 2020
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Root lapper

One who enjoys the act of sucking and slurping another's cock, and the practice of licking the penis shaft to the scrotum, and finishing by lapping Deez Nuts.
My current girlfriend is the best root lapper I've shafted.
by Panty Muncher58 September 26, 2021
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Lippy Lapper Snipper Snapper

An insult to say to someone.
Someone: You Lippy Lapper Snipper Snapper
Someone else: tf does that mean?
by Mr Dad Fugger January 17, 2024
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owen lapsley

"We're the great pumpkin"

"Who's gonna be the fourth great pumpkin?"
"Fuck it, Owen Lapsley is the fourth great pumpkin"
by rosaliecullensgf June 19, 2024
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