9 Foot Tall Titty Vampire Lady

9 Foot Tall Titty Vampire Lady, also know as Lady Dimitrescu is the sexiest thing you will ever see, upon meeting her ask for her to sit on you she will most likely decline and hang you up on a meat hook but it is worth a try. If your name is a mixture of Mark and Multiplier 9 Foot Tall Titty Vampire Lady will not legally be able to eat you but will love you

I WANT 9 FOOT TALL TITTY VAMPIRE LADY TO SIT ON ME
I WANT 9 FOOT TALL TITTY VAMPIRE LADY TO SLICE ME TO RIBBONS
I WANT 9 FOOT TALL TITTY VAMPIRE LADY TO EAT MY MANTHING

by AppleBeesJuiceDispenser May 24, 2021

Miraculous ladybug

The best show ever. If u don't publish this definition u prob haven't watched it and therefore have no life.

That show is so miraculous ladybug

by MLB lover 2020 February 28, 2019

Lady Luck

Lady Luck is a westernized expression of the Roman goddess
of luck, Fortuna ( Fortuna is nearly identical to the Greek goddess Tyche.) Fortuna was the goddess of (good or bad).fortune and luck (good or bad) in Roman religion. Fortune's decisions in whether to provide good or bad luck in any given situation was a casting of lots (i.e. a gamble.) She might bring good or bad luck, who knows except the lot in her hand where it will land? Fortune was not percejved by the Romans as literally blind (for she must read the lot), her blindness was a metaphor... she herself did not know what fate she would make. Her predictions were built on whimsy. Yet in sculptures she sometimes was presented as blind or with a blindfold... as exemplified in contemporary depictions of Lady Justice.

Thus, the terminology "Lady Luck" refers primarily to the concept of not having certainty in a particular outcome, for Lady Luck (i.e. Fortuna) has already picked up another lot to be cast!

I hope Lady Luck is on my side when I go on stage tonight.

May Lady Luck provide you with good luck at your interview.

by Chadifsher2423 August 10, 2017

guildford bearded lady

A living legend resident in the Surrey town of Guildford. She is often seen sitting on benches in a leopard print coat. She has long flowing white hair which matches her similarly long flowing white beard. She allegedly eats children but as of yet there is no solid evidence.

Tourist: Holy shit it's a woman with a beard!!
You: No thats the Guildford bearded lady you disrespectful fuck.
Tourist: Oh my god!! Where's my baby gone?!

by Vince September 27, 2004

man's lady

The female equivalent of a ladies man. 1. A positive description for a woman who is often pursued or the pursuer of men. 2. A woman who spends much time in the company of men and capitalizes on such time. 3. A woman who entertains and enjoys the company of men.

"Wow, dates with Chris, Josh and Tyler in the same weekend? Your such a man's lady!"

by alimatrixcia April 26, 2006

Lady Jam

That one song that get a lady acting like a freak in the bed

Tania: oooooh this is my jam! This is my Lady Jam!

by T to the A October 5, 2016

Lady Fart

Another word for 'queef' (when air is released from the vagina, making a farting noise), which is classier and could be used in everyday conversation.

-"Oh! What was that noise?"
-"I'm sorry, I had to lady fart"

-"I heard that she could lady fart on command!"

by McalaMuffin December 25, 2010