He was a robot created in the 24th century to decide if people have been naughty or nice and distribute presents accordingly. His standards were set too high so now he goes on a rampage every Christmas killing innocent citizens. The only person he has ever seen as "nice" was Dr. Sandman, his creator.
by Steve Maddox April 15, 2005
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An underground mixed martial artist born on August 7th 1986 raised in Deer Park New york. He has tried to make his life better as he came from difficult roots and is continuing his fight to better himself and those around him.
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Get the Lairy mug.Expression of delight and amazement when noticing a very attractive person, but always said outside of their earshot. The 'ooh' part can be elongated depending on exactly how attractive the person is, e.g. an absolute fittie would attract an "Ooooooooooh laird!"
by Lord Nojworth July 18, 2006
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