The ultimate trophy holder. This dad screams “I win” making the big bucks (or at least pretending too) this dad supports his family in every competitive way from being at every sports game to coaching, decorating the house for festivities to making a haunted house or winter wonderland or giving the best costume or ugly sweater party on the planet. To keep up with his “Trophy Wife” or “Trophy Girlfriend” or in most cases “both” you will see this Dad running or biking and in many cases, while blazed on most local trails. You can also find them detoxing in the early morning hours at the local Life Time gym. While appearing to be the perfect loving man, sad truth for many is their secret life, hidden girlfriends or serious addiction issue. Forget about keeping up with the Jones’ It’s keeping up with Coto in this little bubble. While slaving all day to keep their Trophies happy, their Trophies are out in their Lulu’s at Lola’s talking about what horrible thing their Mac Daddy did or said and sometimes , the person they are saying it to, probably got an ass grab from them last week. Of course this is a generalization, not all Ladera Dads are trophy holders/competitive sports types. There’s a small percentage that are faithful church going men. Sadly, these are usually the ones that had their wives dump them to be someone else’s trophy.... if you want to keep your marriage or relationships monogamous, think twice about moving into a lovely little town called Ladera Ranch.
A Ladera dad is from the town Ladera Ranch and is married or divorced from one of the Ladera Moms and has or will have a Ladera Teen .
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A Ladera teen is the product of their Millennial, GenX or in rare cases Baby Boomer parents, that moved to Ladera Ranch to raise their “Little’s” in “The Bubble” away from all the
horrible and terrible things in the real world... These Littles, now teens have lived a most excellent life. So excellent in fact that they themselves feel safe, protected and ready to take on the World! They are untouchable. Then, they step out of “The Bubble” and soon realize their perfect world in Ladera Ranch is fake and not real life. They realize their cliques they once had to be apart of are mean, rude and pointless. The adults they once ridiculed, were the one thing protecting them from the big ugly world outside “the bubble” and if they had any chance of succeeding in this world outside the bubble, they better start by acknowledging that they aren’t “All That” and respecting all that is...
horrible and terrible things in the real world... These Littles, now teens have lived a most excellent life. So excellent in fact that they themselves feel safe, protected and ready to take on the World! They are untouchable. Then, they step out of “The Bubble” and soon realize their perfect world in Ladera Ranch is fake and not real life. They realize their cliques they once had to be apart of are mean, rude and pointless. The adults they once ridiculed, were the one thing protecting them from the big ugly world outside “the bubble” and if they had any chance of succeeding in this world outside the bubble, they better start by acknowledging that they aren’t “All That” and respecting all that is...
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