When you're an amazing wingman for the boys and you warn them about women suffering from lms, loose minge syndrome
by Dr professional June 12, 2016
Get the Lmsmug. 
Lms, lick my sack, it is short for a sexual word that's all, it is a very easy way to ask your gf or bf to suck your ball sack because your feeling horny so enjoy this definition.
Mike: Hey Sally I wanna take it to the next level
Sally:What do you mean Mike?
Mike: I mean sms meaning suck my balls
Sally: oh well I'd love to suck your balls mike but can you go into more detail?
Mike:Lms, lick my sack, it is short for a sexual word that's all
Sally:What do you mean Mike?
Mike: I mean sms meaning suck my balls
Sally: oh well I'd love to suck your balls mike but can you go into more detail?
Mike:Lms, lick my sack, it is short for a sexual word that's all
by The gay lord200 July 17, 2022
Get the Lmsmug. Hym "Yeah, it's not the lms. It's the 'story you tell yourself' i.e. delusion. Your delusion is how you explain why women are fucking you. And then you get some suckers to pay you to lie to them and now you have the money."
by Hym Iam June 10, 2024
Get the Lmsmug. L.M.S is short for "let me smash" commonly confused with "like my status" or "lick my sack" all way more retarded definitions for LMS
Guy: hey uhh we've been talking for a while Becky u should really lms
Girl: for sure com over to my place later n we can get it on
Girl: for sure com over to my place later n we can get it on
by Esuc June 17, 2018
Get the LMSmug.