A term usually used to define an elderly man that you are having sex with if their penis is hairy and the hair is white. Is also the genitalia of a male llama.
by CrotchLlamas June 1, 2017
Get the llama penis mug.A) n: A hand gesture in which you form a llama using the 3rd and 4th fingers as the top of the mouth, thumb as the jaw and two ears consisting of the 1st and 5th fingers. Then, swaying the hand alluringly, you smack the person suddenly with an open palm while they are still trying to figure out what your doing.
B) vt: Something done to a really ugly child.
B) vt: Something done to a really ugly child.
exasperated girlfriend/teacher: "i told you security does'nt want you here anymore!"
boyfriend, clearly ignoring girlfriend: "damn that child is ugly. hang on, papa bears gotta llama-sita-strike-force-five that bitch..."
boyfriend, clearly ignoring girlfriend: "damn that child is ugly. hang on, papa bears gotta llama-sita-strike-force-five that bitch..."
by lazystupidandcorrupt August 12, 2007
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Fat people having non consented sexual intercourse with each other whilst playing World of Warcraft. Sometimes Nads hair removal is used in the process while bouncing on gay peoples' testicles. It is quite often during a Llama Party for people to get unnaturally rough with each other and begin to throw midgets at one another. And then sometimes these midgets get mad and then hide under bed and take all your socks hostage, threatening to sew messages on them if you don't treat them nicely. It is also quite common during a Llama Party to come out of the closet and repeatedly offer you some toast. Don't accept because then they will keep giving you toast and you'll eventually get toast diabetes. This, as we all know, is a very dangerous disease that can be passed on to your tiny midget hole, where midgets are inserted. If your midget hole closes up and becomes infected, it won't be able to re-fuel itself and you'll become a midget too. Touche.
"Wow did you hear about the latest Llama Party? I heard that that World of Warcraft Freak Out kid was there and he really just bashed those midgets. There were messages on his socks such as 'Let our people go!' and 'Pick on someone your own size!' and 'Frodo Baggins is MY lover!'"
by Fake and Gay 186 February 20, 2010
Get the Llama Party mug.Bad, uncool; All-around sucky in nature. The derivative of Lame Sauce, Llama Sauce is very similar, with more emphasis on all things llama-like, or ridiculous.
>>I can't believe a clown just punched me in the face!
<<<Damn dude, that's lame!
>>It's more than lame, man. It's complete llama sauce!
<<<Damn dude, that's lame!
>>It's more than lame, man. It's complete llama sauce!
by BeccaRYM November 4, 2013
Get the Llama Sauce mug.That rumbling noise your belly makes when you are hungry or something doesn't sit right. It can sometimes be painful and usually happens in exams but it's okay, it's just the sound of a Llama eating its way out your stomach.
Beware, Llama belly gets really loud in exams and is very very embarrassing!
Beware, Llama belly gets really loud in exams and is very very embarrassing!
by LloydAlecJackP April 22, 2011
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Get the Llama Thrust mug.The one that wears 'the pants' in the relationship; takes control / takes the powerful role while the other is quiet and obedient. The llama eater 'EATS' the llama.
'YO, Alexia is SUCH a llama eater, look at her chompin' on Gray's head.'
'I disagree, Gray is a feirce jaguar, he ain't no llama. He'd eat Alexia in a heartbeat.'
'I disagree, Gray is a feirce jaguar, he ain't no llama. He'd eat Alexia in a heartbeat.'
by Vanessa M. March 24, 2009
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