Crotch lettuce

The proceeds of prostitution. The money received in payment for sex.

Kara made mad crotch lettuce last week. Kara's short on cash so she's gonna go make some crotch lettuce tonight.

by Devonatorr February 23, 2009

Bop Lettuce

Code name for the Marijuanas

Dealer: whatchu need
"Give me some of that bop lettuce"
Dealer: I got you bro

by Fanhandler August 07, 2017

wrinkly lettuce

Large labia with that resembles a lettuce leaf

Bob refused to go down on jean because she had a fanny like a wrinkly lettuce.

by BlumpkinPro2008 September 29, 2017

Lettuce-Bein

A homosexual women who is either a vegan,or practicing vegetarian for over a year.

Jills turned into a real lettuce-bein since she started going to the farmers market.

Jane is a true lettuce-bein,she was one of the first to sell organic all vegan meat substitutes at lillith fair.

by Infinite Frank August 25, 2011

Love Lettuce

A polite term that is used to describe a womans vagina in mixed or young company. Often used at Dinner Parties.

Jane : where is Mary today?
Fiona : Did I not tell you? She is having some restorative surgery done on her love lettuce.

by Spankysmagicpiano June 16, 2008

cheese-lettuce

A type of fungus on your testicles.

Quinn: Whats that on your testicles Henrique?
Henrique: Its just some cheese-lettuce.

by Nisesh August 10, 2019

heavy lettuce

1. Very good, amazing, awesome, glorious or expensive.

2. Large bills, or, large amounts of money on hand.

1. "I hear Mardonius bought a Grenade Machinegun."
"That is heavy lettuce."

2. Good thing we didn't pull over. They might have stolen my heavy lettuce.

by Chromium April 03, 2005