Legal Rape

; when an attorney hired becomes a greedy backstabber and/ or got paid off under the table by someone else on the opposing party.

Legalized Rape.

Also called; Attorney Rape.

It was really legal rape when she got only a 5,000 dollar settlement after she was hit by a truck with numerous fractures and is now confined for life in a wheel chair.

by Panthera Atrox February 19, 2011

legal profession

The euphemism used by members of the illegal profession to distract the public from the conflict of interest that is inherent to the nature of their work.

Members of the legal profession wouldn't need to distract us if they didn't get paid a week's wage for an hour's work.

by Downstrike December 25, 2004

legal dank

1) high grade form of legal marijuana and/or commonly referred to in head shops as "spice." Extracted from real cannabis, jwh-018 is another active consituent that when extracted from cannabis and laced atop herbs, can mimic the affects of pot when smoked. However, it is not sold for human consumption, spice is legal in most states and sold as herbal incense.

2) referred to as pot in Holland's many coffee shops.

I smoked some legal dank and got mad crazy high yo!

by Dan K Slut August 25, 2010

legal high

the level of your highness when you wear high heels. The word can only be used for women or men who like to wear womens shoes.

wear high heels experince legal high! It's all healthy!

by modellingsucks July 31, 2006

legal loner

is someone who is very very lonely and is very legal of doing it.

someone is sitting by them self everyday and is very lonely

by kimmy May 13, 2005

legal beagle

A girl who legally is considered an adult, therefore legally able to consent to sex with other adults.

guy #1: "Wow, she's pretty hot!"
guy #2: "Dude better stay away from her, she's just 16, total jailbait."
guy #1: "Damn, I'm gonna be all over that in 2 years when she's a legal beagle."

by Maggie #2 September 21, 2005

Legal Dwarf

A subspecies of dwarf that contains homosexual and bisexual dwarfs that can't deal with the original title of "dwarf." They need legality to make them feel like more than they are, because they are really small, and always want more than they are. Not only do they piss us off with the special "legal", but they also piss off regular dwarfs who feel like less, because dwarfs always feel like they are less. Why else would they have all the tv shows.

Homo Sapien gained the "homo" part of their species when legal dwarfs landed in what is now present day Alabama.

Englishman John Lock's belief of "tabula rasa" was refering to the blank mind of the legal dwarf.

Rosa Parks is famous for refusing to give up her seat to a legal dwarf.

by eee coleye January 4, 2011