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Kraken pussy

The type of vagina so foul its inner lips have morphed into tentacles. The kraken pussy is of a mean temperament and has been known to put out its tentacles in order to grab and devour anything that comes too near its den.

Kraken pussy can be so deadly and quick it can snatch the hat off of a head without ruffling a single hair.

Victims of the kraken pussy are taken deep into its inner lair where it is rumored to be the actual entrance to Davy Jones locker.
Dale: "omg, so I met this woman on tinder last night and I barely escaped with my life! She had a kraken pussy, its tentacles nearly broke my leg!"

Polly: "after years of hard use and putting a lot of miles on my old cooter, it finally grew a tentacle! Little bugger even offered a light for my cigarette! I love my kraken pussy!
by Redlightsquirrel October 24, 2023
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RELEASE THE KRAKEN

Welsh Techno collective in Swansea, South Wales,Uk
Release The kraken this weekend in swansea Is going to be epic
by Techno23 September 14, 2022
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Kraken

Name of a sea monster that's been sighted along the coast of Norway,

Which appears in ancient myths as cthulhu mythos,

Also appearing in the legend of Perseus.
Son of Hades.

Aliases: the drowned god, kraken codm, gae lord
Being defined as a sea creature.
Miney is cute, replied smoke
"Back off , he's mine ; replied kraken
by Kraken YT October 28, 2020
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Kraken sexts

The act of sending nudes while sitting on the toilet and going poop.

Poop synonym: releasing the kraken
OMG Gina; my first date with Mohammad was magical. I sent him Kraken sexts while prepping for my colonoscopy because he made me feel so special.
by MaxHardcore69 October 8, 2025
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sock kraken

When lost socks combine to form a formidable marine predator in your clothes drawer.
Husband: Where are all my lost socks?

Wife: I bundled them together in one sock to make a sock kraken.
by haoleboytoy February 7, 2020
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The Kraken’s Revenge

The Kraken’s Revenge is when you’re taking a shit and the cold water splashes back up into your asshole.
Person 1: How was your shit?
Person 2: Not good, the Kraken’s Revenge saw to that.
by Confetti17 January 3, 2020
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Kraken

it is often descibed as a giant octopus. The Kraken is a fiction creature it might have existed way back then but cause of no research it is fiction. people on youtube use it to scam little kids
OMG guys MY SCREEN IS SHAKING IT IS THE FORNITE KRAKEN EVENT HAPPENING RIGHT NOW GUYS. MY SCREEN IS LITTERATLY SHAKING
by LoserMakesJokes May 21, 2020
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