Kelvin Gonzalez Are Donkey Kong

Kelvin Gonzalez Are Donkey Kong

Kelvin Gonzalez Are Donkey Kong

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025

donkey kong

Big fucking meaty man, huge cock n balls

That man is Donkey Kong, look at his nuts bro

by fortniteblazer420 October 3, 2019

Donkey Kong

A person who sits in between two males while simultaneously jacking them off in a primal manner.

Yo! What did y’all do last night man!?
We watched Netflix with (insert name) & she gave us a Donkey Kong!

by Emperor Thrawn September 24, 2019

Donkey Konged

The term “getting Donkey Konged” means to let a larger animal fuck you up the ass until it has a massive cum shot, that most of the time kills the person.

Yo dude did hear about the guy who got DONKEY KONGED on the news?

by your favorite nick gurr April 25, 2025

donkey kong

Someone who throws barrels at things.

- Can you stop throwing barrels at us?
- Donkey Kong.

by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022

Donkey kong

He is not impressed by your jokes, he don't think they are funny, nor did he laughed.

Donkey Kong: not funny, didn't laugh

by Dulidudu July 16, 2022

Donkey Kong

MONKEY

Donkey kong is an ape i guess. i just wanted to put MONKEY somewhere cuz i was bored in class

by UGH SOMEONE TOOK MONKEY MAN December 18, 2023