knobbsy

A fat sloth who lives his life lying on a couch, slowly stewing in his own filth.

Q: Where's knobbsy? A: He's in Trefeg.

by Knobbsfan April 12, 2008

knock on doors

When in doubt, get off your butt and knock on doors! This is an old saying among detectives, salesmen and politicians.

I told the new guy, get off your butt and knock on doors.

by I, Wreckerrr December 8, 2020

I know a guy

When you know how to personally contact an expert in a particular field--especially when the subject is unusual, strangely specific, or illegal. Often used when you do not want to reveal the identity of the contact or how you came to make the acquaintance of such a person.

Co-worker: "The boss said a hooker took off with the USB flash drive with all our vital code stuck up her vagina. How are we going to find her and get it back?"

You (not wanting to talk about how you did IT for a pimp/gynecologist who owes you a favor): "I know a guy."

by General Deviance June 28, 2018

Low Knocker

Someone who has very little expectations for himself. No drive or ambition.

"You going out tonight, Susie?"

"Yeah, I got a date with Johnny!"

"Johnny? Geez, does he even have a job? I'm surprised you can pry him off of the couch! He’s 26 years old and still living with mommy. Last I heard he didn’t think there was any reason to even try to get out on his own or nuthin’. He’s got about as much ambition as my pet Goldfish”

"I know...he really IS a Low Knocker, isn't he? What was I thinking?!"

"I can't answer that, but call that Low Knocker back and break it off. You can do better, Susie. Much better!"

by Christine Rivers January 25, 2009

Hob Goblin Knob Slobberer

Someone who gives the gluck gluck 9000 without question. Someone well versed in the gush gwuak gag. They literally suck life out of you.

Typically your ex girlfriend who you’ll never experience this act from again.

Guy 1: Dude, i miss my ex so bad.

Guy 2: Thats only cause shes a Hob Goblin Knob Slobberer
Guy 1: True, i miss that gluck gluck 9000.

by Dusty Knuckles November 23, 2020

Knook

It is like a knight, but it also moves like a rook. You can only get it via a promotion and it is the most OP piece in Chess. It is represented by the knight, but with the rook as a hat.

h8=KN
1: Don't do me like this!!!
2: haha knook go brrrrr

by heladeradragon October 11, 2022

Knocking

Punching a Door until it opens

* Invention of Knocking *:

"I'LL PUNCH YOUR DOOR UNTIL YOU OPEN!"
Person: * Opens * Greetings!

by 7Macros February 21, 2021