Kitty

A kitty is person of the heterosexual orientation, also known as straight. Kitty sex is male to female sex, and so on and so on. If you are a kitty, you are definitely not a Goat or a Ram.

Susie: I think I might be bisexual.

Colleen: Listen, I'm a Goat, and I can tell that you are so kitty.

by Masterpp4u December 13, 2005

kittie

hot female metal band atleast tha lead singer mmm.mmm.

turnin tha house n 2 a f***ing world of pain

by jerry eichler April 25, 2003

kitty

someone who likes to sleep with everyone in sight. they are usually kinky in bed and dont care who knows it. they are total sluts in the publics eyes

at the party she slept with every guy there. shes a total kitty.

by lauren renee` November 16, 2007

Kitty

A small furry mammal or the thing a guys penis wants inside of .

Awww that Kitty is so cute
Man that girl has a nice kitty

by Kitttymuster111 December 26, 2011

Kitty kitty num nums

The most adorable kitter cat in the whole universe!

Look at kitty kitty num nums nom down that gopeher

by don_elliottay December 10, 2010

kitty

if you meet a kitty, ditch her, she is often awful, bitchy and selfish; not to mention toxic...

person 1: you are such a kitty!!1!

kitty: well you are an ugly lying twat and you are selfish but you wont leave cause you are lonely!1!!1

person 1: you are such a kitty!!1!

kitty: well you are an ugly lying twat and you are selfish but you wont leave cause you are lonely!1!!1

by s1cKasfr1ck!1!!11 June 22, 2020

The Kitty

Beware, This guy will lie through his teeth about anything and everything, he should be avoided. Hangs around Yahoo chat and such.

The Kitty: Hi
Person1: Argh! I've heard about you, you're that retard with no life aren't you?!
The Kitty: Yes. Yes I am
Person1: *Runs away, lives happily ever after*

by Pseudonym March 30, 2005