kindle

what old ladies use to read 50 shades of grey on the bus

old lady: the other day I got away with reading 50 shades of grey on the bus and no one had a clue
friend: how?

old lady: a kindle

friend: ohhh

by thattallbitch January 29, 2015

Kindled

To be served by someone who whips out the kindle and finds out an answer before anyone else.

Teacher: What is the definition of exasperate ?
Student1: (whips out the kindle and starts looking it up) she yells its to irritate or provoke to a high degree; annoy extremely: He was exasperated by the senseless delays.

Student2: Damn, she jus kindled our asses!

by kpdrake126 January 8, 2011

Kidlet

Kidlet
Plural Kidlets
Another word for children, kids also used to express a name for older people that you know well.

Hey there my little kidltes!
How are you today my kidlet?

by Emma aka the insane one July 24, 2008

Kiddler

A kiddy fiddler.

Me: Man, that Rich T is a real kiddler.
James: I know, he just can't stopp fiddling with kids.

by Dan Dutton August 12, 2008

kiddie porn

Media slang of the term 'child pornography' to give the impression of innocuous yet filthy material.

Cops found a huge cache of kiddie porn videotapes intended for underground trading and distribution at the home of David Asimov (son of a science fiction author) in California in 1998. David got away with the lenient sentence of a six-month house arrest and three years probation. True story.

by Dirty Harry August 4, 2003

kiddie porn

Slang for child pornography of any kind

Usually refers to child pornography and sex acts (also known as kiddie porn,) which are, of course, illegal in most countries and also considered evil, immoral and perverted by most of Society as a whole

Thankfully, most hardcare child pornography is actually very difficult to find by the common internet or file sharing user as it uses codenames created by paedophiles to share with their files with one another

kiddie porn is slang for child pornography

by Social Services Child Protection Department Advisor December 11, 2008

Kindle

the act of creating or more common, the attempt to create a relationship beyond friendship with the attractive, funny, and hard to walk away from girl/guy that everyone loves being around. Said person typically has multiple Kindlers, and doesn't realize it.

You still in the kindle with the girl from the gym?

by jdhughes March 27, 2011