Kicking the dead horse

Pointing out a dry joke or horrible pun after it has already fallen flat.

Teacher : Yeah check it out
Student : Ok I will
Teacher : Get it? Check it out, for the chess tournament
Student : Your kicking the dead horse sir

by NewfoundlandYeti October 19, 2009

Kicking Cars

verb The act of exploding your feet into parked cars after achieving incredible states of drunkeness and happiness all at once.

adjective intense satisfaction with alcohol as contributor

how was you night?

Dude, kicking cars night!

Translation: fun at a club, drunk, hooked up, and consequently slammed feet into parked cars.

by MiamiJones September 28, 2011

kicking vaps

To smoke weed using a vaporizer rather than hand - rolling the weed .

I was kicking vaps with my friends yesterday because none of could roll a blunt .

by NV. July 4, 2014

Kicking the stump

Assertively pretending to know something.

Uncle T was just kicking the stump when you asked him what's going on in Ukraine.

by J5WickedAss March 21, 2022

Ball-Kickingly

An adjective used to describe pain

"I am only a ball-kickingly 10 cents short to pay for my Dane Cook DVD"

"Ew. Dane Cook is ball-kickingly brutal"

by delfnies March 25, 2010

clam kicking sluts

The appropriate action/reaction when running into the homewrecking swamp hog that stole your man. She can have the man and a swift kick in the vag

I'd be clam kicking sluts like her all damn day

by clamkickinexpert July 10, 2011

fuzzy kickstand

In Second Life, when a neko or kitsune type avatar falls asleep standing up, and their tail stops them from falling over. Similar to a bicycle kickstand.

When Caitlynn fell asleep after her set, her fuzzy kickstand kept her from falling on the floor.

by Karisene June 18, 2020