Key Shawn

He's a very nice guy, he be pulling all the hoes. He never switched up on his bros. He always play basketball

Yeoo, did you just see Key Shawn pull that baddie the other day?

by FendiKey March 15, 2017

Key Deer

Deer that are extremely small. They only live on Big Pine Key in the Florida Keys and are a protected and endangered animal. Speed limits in Big Pine Key are reduced dramatically in caution of Key Deer.

Let's go to Big Pine and see the cute little endangered Key Deer!

by Lemonless June 13, 2008

key lime disease

Key lime disease, also known as Lyme ridiculosis, is an infectious disease caused by extreme narcissism and low intellect. Known to be debilitating, it affects the brain by restricting blood flow, and fully hardens the heart. The most common signs of infection are an expanding belief that everybody is coming to get you, that those who hurt you (even in insignificant ways) deserve severe harm, and the inability to not sweat the small stuff. Prevention includes: never eating limes, growing the f up, and spending time with psychiatric help. Self delusion is a hellofa drug.

Did she just say that? That's absolutely heinous! I'm no doctor, but she must have Key lime disease.

by JoMomma987 March 5, 2017

key shot

Whenever you have a powdered, recreational substance (meth,coke,h,etc) and you insert the key into the bag of said powder which amounts to a tiny bump when removed from bag.

I wanted to tweak a wee bit before class so I had a key shot and went on my way.

by dopechaser May 29, 2012

key girl

1. a girl that's just perfect... one of those that would make you a whole lot happier at any given time..
2. A girl that says just the right things whenever you need to hear it, or does the right thing for you.

1. You are such a key girl when you made my day by bringing me soup when I was sick.

by Susanne Smith August 14, 2005

key ring party

When at a party/gathering, all the men place their key rings into a bowl. Next, each woman takes a turn and grabs a key ring at random. Which ever ring she pulls, is the man she sleeps with.

Mary and I hooked up last night at a key ring party.

by THE Dolla Bill September 11, 2010

key (ones) car

verb, to scratch the paintjob surface of a car.

I had my car out of storage for just 3 days, and some dickless piece of shit had the nerve to key (ones) car.

by nick_g July 6, 2010