Man, did you see that Jordan? She was a babe!
by Orson May 4, 2007
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"Jordan is a phenomenal actor!"

Guy 1: "The actor in that film was phenomenal!"

Guy 2: "Must have been Jordan. Because Jordan is a phenomenal actor!"
by Maelstrom1243456 January 4, 2010
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The most amazing guy on the face of the earth . The guy that I've fallen deeply in love with. He's sweet, kind, heartfelt, amazing, and sensitive. He's always there for me and I can depend on him. My everything. The best boyfriend a girl could have. Cute, has an amazing body. I'm so lucky to have a Jordan
Girl 1- See That Guy Over There, Holding That Girl's Hand ?
Girl 2- Yeah ?
Girl 1- She's Pretty Lucky, Cause That's A Jordan.
by timetofakeasmileee June 25, 2011
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A fucking ho. She’s super hot and has had tits since fourth grade. She shakes her giant ass when she walks and every guy has a thing for her...even her relatives. She’s beautiful and rich and has a posse of D-cup friends who claim she’s really sweet. Deep down she’s a bitch.
Guy 1: “Dude look it’s Jordan! I’m getting a boner already!”
Guy 2: “Isn’t she your cousin?”
by SO HO December 26, 2018
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A fucking Alpha male! Do not fuck with this person! He is just a fucking tank! His cock is huge!
"Jordan is so fucking amazing holy shit "
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Jordan is a really confuzzling guy who can't make up his mind when it comes to feelings. He leads you on just to leave you on read while he chases an ex girlfriend. He's hot, tall, has brown hair, and has beautiful hazel eyes. But don't let him fool you, he will ignore you completely after talking to you for two days.
1. Don't be a Jordan and text your girl
2. That guy is a Jordan, he leads you on then ditches you
3. Jordan is always playing with your feelings
by Jordans_biggest_regret June 25, 2018
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Jordan is a very HANDSOME, Conceited, Funny guy, He always makes everyone Laugh, when you hang out with a Jordan you will have a good time. Jordan is ressistance to pain. Jordans use memes as deffence if you call jordan something mean he will pull out a reverse card and yeet you than you will cease to exsist. Jordan is powerful and uses his skills of m a n i p u l a t i o n to make you dieded :)
Jordan: BOW DOWN MOTHER TRUCKERS

o t h e r i n s i g n i f i c e n t p e o p l e ; *groans* N O P L E A S E S E N P A I
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