Joint Monkey

A layed back person usually male who enjoys smoking weed by themselves

I just chill by myself and smoke like a joint monkey

by Urban Leonardo September 1, 2020

joint loan

a loan given to someone from their joint money.

I guess I could give you a joint loan from my joint money.

by Jdogg050 August 22, 2008

Joint Requirement Session

When a group of people gather together after a stressful meeting or workday, especially after a Joint Requirement Session, and smoke weed to alleviate their sorrows.

Man, that eight-hour Joint Requirement Session with the Product group was stressful! That meeting calls for a mandatory Joint Requirement Session. Does anyone have any Purple Kush?

by drjepsen July 28, 2012

joint killer

Part of a marijuana plant, usually a seed or stem, that has very little THC and usually ruins the taste of the bud.

-What's that horrible taste?

-Dude, you forgot to take out all the joint killers.

by JB048348236 May 25, 2007

Joint custody

When you've had a bad day and bust into your stoner friend's house and snatch the joint from his or her hand you are then said to have joint custody.

Who's got joint custody now??!

by Farle77 July 22, 2010

Joint to 5:00

Time that comes after Beer :30

Man-Hey what time is it ?

Dude-I looked about a Hour and a half ago so it must be Joint to 5:00

by troubledemon March 17, 2010

Joint Joints

A female friend or associate / a sexy girl

I'm about to holla at these sexxy ass Joint Joints

by outsiderz January 20, 2007