PM of the UK. If you support him no one likes you. He's a racist twat for example when he said that burkas look like post box slits - now look who's wearing one (a mask). He also made Brexit happen smh. He dealed with coronavirus badly.
"Ay yo who'd you vote for in the election?"
"Boris Johnson init"
"Fuck you no one likes you bitch I'm leaving."
"Boris Johnson init"
"Fuck you no one likes you bitch I'm leaving."
by dick-tionarygrapher February 11, 2021
The shortened name used by British Prime Minister Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson in an attempt to make him seem less of a clueless, out-of-touch, upper-class twat.
John: Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson just gave the hated Dominic Cummings a £40k golden goodbye.
Wendy: who?
John: Boris Johnson.
Wendy: oh yeah - that’s exactly the sort of tone deaf, twattish thing he’d do.
Matthew: did you know that no one knows how many children Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson has fathered?
Lenny: Who? And what sort of ridiculous, pretentious toff name is that ?
Matthew: it’s Boris Johnson’s full name.
Lenny: ah ok, it figures.
Wendy: who?
John: Boris Johnson.
Wendy: oh yeah - that’s exactly the sort of tone deaf, twattish thing he’d do.
Matthew: did you know that no one knows how many children Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson has fathered?
Lenny: Who? And what sort of ridiculous, pretentious toff name is that ?
Matthew: it’s Boris Johnson’s full name.
Lenny: ah ok, it figures.
by A jolly fine fellow January 10, 2021
A sneaky pecker, always getting into places he shouldn't be, often times poking several holes a day.
by Johnny Fitswell January 17, 2018
by Caramel Jackson November 25, 2011
Arguably the best wide receiver on the planet today. Attended Georgia Tech for three years. Won the Biletnikoff (best WR) award his junior year. A top 5 pick in the draft. Also referred to as "The Truth".
by WBT January 24, 2007
by Johnson Richard October 15, 2013
A blonde haired rapper/singer who is 1/2 of Jack and Jack and is super dirty. Was once part of MagCon and has super cool friends including Jake Foushe Jack Gilinsky Nash Grier and Shawn Mendes. Also is a sex God
Girl 1: OMG HAVE YOU DOWNLOADED JACK AND JACKS NEW EP CALIBRASKA?
Girl 2: YASS AND JACK JOHNSONS RAPPING IS SO DOPE
Girl 2: YASS AND JACK JOHNSONS RAPPING IS SO DOPE
by Bringitback4shawn July 25, 2015