“Omfg, why this name, I already knew that this name makes a good friend” To be honest with you. I don’t give a shit if this is repetitive. Just spare me time to explain what this is. Of course that name probably make a good or bad friend but this name is versatile. It is used to avoid awkward noises and it makes it more funny and practical as not only it is used for jokes but no one in the whole fucking universe knows who John is
Steven: “Yo Daniel, you know John?”
Daniel: “Who is John?”
Steven: “John worry about it, mother fucker”
Alex: “Who here needs a break from all this shit?”
Troy: “John”
“Andrew, John is basically representing your life”
Daniel: “Who is John?”
Steven: “John worry about it, mother fucker”
Alex: “Who here needs a break from all this shit?”
Troy: “John”
“Andrew, John is basically representing your life”
by compalomp, comp November 23, 2022
A John will lecture you about why Temperate Forest is the best and "u r rong". He is nerdy, cool, and can barely speak English.
A John may also say odd things such as "Yorp", "No shot", or "Dudeski momentum".
A John may also say odd things such as "Yorp", "No shot", or "Dudeski momentum".
"Wow, that John, he has no pants on, but he's so cool."
"This is amazing, John just said a popular word to sound cool!"
"John is actually the best at Mortal Kombat"
"This is amazing, John just said a popular word to sound cool!"
"John is actually the best at Mortal Kombat"
by Petra Jagermeister January 25, 2022
by TheDukeHerself June 27, 2004
by Viking Adam May 18, 2006
John is a gorgeous man. He is tall and muscly, medium-tan skin tone, sexy deep brown eyes, full plump lips, and a gorgeous head of soft brown hair. John is a pretty confusing person. Sometimes John could be quite hard to understand, especially because he often talks in a sexy husky way. John is often finding himself in trouble, at school and at home, but he has a deep personality that most people wouldn't expect. He randomly is open about his life when talking to certain people, but most of the time you wouldn't know his story. John is really funny and pretty friendly with everyone, especially girls. John will rock your world.
by Summer Bliss July 23, 2018
John is the most likeable person in the universe! He always makes people laugh and all his friends think he is so cool. Everyone wishes they could be his friend, and have his humer! John can be very confusing at times so that’s a downside to him. John is very smart, and has a great smile. He is excellent at many sports such as Soccer, and Basketball. Whenever John tries to do something to his best ability, he always succeeds. Not to mention his great ability to just make guys laugh, he can also make very many girls find him hilarious and in some cases attractive. He can make many people smile, and he is good at his job. John is a great person
Guy 1: “wow John is so cool.”
Guy 2: “ya I wish I was him!”
Girl 1: “John is accually really funny?!”
Girl 2: “Ya, I kinda like him now!”
Guy 2: “ya I wish I was him!”
Girl 1: “John is accually really funny?!”
Girl 2: “Ya, I kinda like him now!”
by Some peeps at school!! November 20, 2018
by Philad February 01, 2010