He just has a huge, oh wait sorry, GINORMOUS DICK. Has all the bitches, and all the hoes. HE IS GOD LIKE. He is medium height, has a majestic tan, luscious hair, hazel eyes, a 4 pack and uses special made XXXL Condoms. He has pearly whites and a fresh, minty breath.
He can eat 50 Chicken McNuggets and not be fat, he has calves of steel, yet he doesn't hit the gym, not to mention his balls are made of obsidian. His sweat tastes like if God took a piss and it tasted like fresh lemonade on a hot summer's day.
HE IS OUR SAVIOUR
He can eat 50 Chicken McNuggets and not be fat, he has calves of steel, yet he doesn't hit the gym, not to mention his balls are made of obsidian. His sweat tastes like if God took a piss and it tasted like fresh lemonade on a hot summer's day.
HE IS OUR SAVIOUR
Meegan: So who are you dating?
Kylie: John
Meegan: Is he like how it was described in the bible?
Kylie: EVEN MORE
Kylie: John
Meegan: Is he like how it was described in the bible?
Kylie: EVEN MORE
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Can be confusing at times, he will talk to you for weeks and then just disappear.
John likes to give. Big hearted individual who will take off his coat and give it to someone who is in need.
Can be confusing at times, he will talk to you for weeks and then just disappear.
John likes to give. Big hearted individual who will take off his coat and give it to someone who is in need.
John has a heart of gold, and last night he made love to me until I lost my ability to stand and walk. Thank god for bringing us John"
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Toilet, condom, someone who uses the services of a prostitute, name for a male; often short of Jonathan, or Johnny.
I'm called John, I piss in johns, use johns with my girlfriend, and my ex-"girlfriends" refer to me as john too.
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Hi John how are you today?
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