A so-called straight man that will fuck gay men from behind just to get their end away and relief themselves
Every Thursday night I meet Sarah’s husband in secret. Their sex life has dried up so i relief his blue blues. In and out like a plunge jockey.
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A slang term for a dead body, first coined by Plankton from the cartoon series Spongebob Squarepants, in the episode Pest of the West
by Metallicajunkie October 24, 2018
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The name comes from the masses of fairly good poker players that get bad beats by donks or n00bs.
The name comes from the masses of fairly good poker players that get bad beats by donks or n00bs.
Guy#1. I got dealt pocket aces and moved all in.
Guy#2. Yeah?
Guy#1. Yeah. 3 people called me, one had kings, one had queens, the other had 2's.
Guy#2. Wow, guess you won a big pot.
Guy#1. Shit no! Flop came Ace King Queen, we all hit trips, except the last guy, who was practically drawing dead. Pot was as good as mine, turn card was a 2 and and river was a 2 to give the n00b quad deuces.
Guy#2. You were obviously playing on JokerStars dawg!
Guy#2. Yeah?
Guy#1. Yeah. 3 people called me, one had kings, one had queens, the other had 2's.
Guy#2. Wow, guess you won a big pot.
Guy#1. Shit no! Flop came Ace King Queen, we all hit trips, except the last guy, who was practically drawing dead. Pot was as good as mine, turn card was a 2 and and river was a 2 to give the n00b quad deuces.
Guy#2. You were obviously playing on JokerStars dawg!
by Beeth October 17, 2007
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by R Vasq December 15, 2008
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A person who doesn't know how to be themselves so they copy your style, hobbies, interests, etc. They try to sound and be just like you. They even go as far as taking your ideas and/or habits and claiming them as their own. They intently hang on to every word you say so that they can repeat the exact same thing next week. You will also find that they are very jealous of you as well. They hate the fact that they can not come up with unique views and opinions on their own like you do. Do not think it is strange when you have a nagging feeling that they are talking about you behind your back while smiling in your face. Saying hurtful and mean things about you helps to soothe the burning dissapointment of not being able to be YOU.
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A person who doesn't know how to be themselves so they copy your style, hobbies, interests, etc. They try to sound and be just like you. They even go as far as taking your ideas and/or habits and claiming them as their own. They intently hang on to every word you say so that they can repeat the exact same thing next week. You will also find that they are very jealous of you as well. They hate the fact that they can not come up with unique views and opinions on their own like you do. Do not think it is strange when you have a nagging feeling that they are talking about you behind your back while smiling in your face. Saying hurtful and mean things about you helps to soothe the burning dissapointment of not being able to be YOU.
Karen is such a swagger jacker, as soon as she found out that my favorite color was orange, she ran out to buy everything in orange...LOSER!!!!
by BgirlSweetness September 4, 2009
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