Jewkob

A jewish person with the name Jakob. He normally owes people money, but is very rich himself. The nickname "Jewkob" can also refer to a non jewish person with the name Jakob, but shows stereotypical jewish traits and owe people money.

Jewkob owes me £10 from when I brought him lunch.

My friend Jewkob is actually called Jakob!
Why you such a bitch ass scrub Jewkob.

by Dat Boi Dielon September 7, 2017

Jerkoffull

1.A place full of jerk-offs, idiots, doucebags; 2. An inability to masturbate any further

This bar is Jerkoffull, let's get out of here.

I have been cuffing the duke all day, I am Jerkoffull, there is no way I'm getting off again.

by Evil Con Weasel June 7, 2018

Jerkoffull

When a place is full of Jerkoffs

Boy that Gunt show was Jerkoffull

by Evil Con Weasel June 7, 2018

Jezkoh

Largest, meatiest Shit known to mankind, and every God that has ever existed.

Person 1: bro I just JEZKOH(ed)
Person 2: dead

by Koser August 21, 2019

Jeykob

A young man with striking looks able to make a girl get in love with him fast. All though shy at first Jeykob can make you jealous sometimes. He is smart,caring, and a great friend/boyfriend

Omg Jeykob how are you so handsome

by Blazer1418 November 22, 2019

jerkob

A jerkob or jerkobo is much like an Weebo/Otaku. Is an over obsessive fan of Japanese culture. They revolve their whole lives around anime and manga, usually with the main stream material which they used to masterbate.

Serafen: Hey KingGuy why do you watch so much anime?

KingGuy: How else am I going to get my rock's off? I am a card carrying Jerkob!

by 9821687322 August 7, 2020

Jatko

Jatko is the smallest and most expensive type of carrot. usually orange or red colored. can be used for salads and or catching nose bleeds.

FUCK my nose is bleeding grab me a jatko!

by Charles Mcfuckface March 9, 2021