Jesse

A wonderful guy who's loyal to his friends, family, and pets. He loves anything with peanut butter and has a caring heart made of gold. God is always with him.

It's my home slice Jesse over there

by Kittiewhittie June 5, 2016

Jesse Lacey

The lead singer, guitarist, and songwriter for the pop-punk emo outfit, Brand New. Known for his bitter lyrics that appear on Brand New's first full length, Your Favorite Weapon (2000), as well as his deeper, more despondent stories told on Deja Entendu (2003). Jesse is also best friends with John Nolan (ex- Taking Back Sunday singer /guitarist /songwriter, current Straylight Run singer /guitarist /keyboardist /songwriter) and he makes references to this friendship, or at one point, lack thereof, in the song Seventy Times Seven.

Jesse Lacey is a Great Songwriter. Great Voice. He changed the music scene.

by Jeff S October 2, 2005

jesse spencer

The ONLY reason I watched Neighbours in the 90's.

OMG is that Jesse Spencer on House, Billy Kennedy's all grown up!!

by mmm-noodles April 14, 2007

Jesster

A being who usually has very small hands (often sweaty) and a quite high pitched voice (often quite like like mickey mouse on crack-cocaine, or towlie from the hit tv series South Park). She has a leech like quality of often grabbing onto attractive men. It also has a habit of watching TV from an angle and flaring her nostrils as she breaths through them. It also pronounces its "w" sounds in that oh-so annoying manner of sounding like they have a stick up their bum all the time and love the smell of their own farts, often putting a "who" before the word attempting to pronounce (Ex. Whoowhat). It often has what is known as a "donk" or large posterior, which it uses in order to attract the opposite sex. Sadly, if it were not for this redeeming quality, it might not even survive in the wild at all. Little else is known about this quite interesting, yet awkward creature, but as technology is advancing we hope to soon learn more about this being.

(note: closely related to the notorious Captain Cunningham)

Holly: Mother of pearl! Did you happen to see that Jesster?!?!

Greg: Yea... its quite sad actually... it did have a great donk though.

Holly: Hellz yea it did, poor thing, it could barely walk with that wagon it was draggin.

by Grolly123 March 27, 2011

Testicle Jester

A ball-friendly girl that leads to you believe that you will be getting laid but then doesn't. Also one that brings you close to orgasm but doesn't let you finish.

Sally: "Oh you will get some later... if you are lucky"
You: "oh really now?"
Sally: "No not really."
You: "Testicle Jester!"
Sally: "wtf is that."
You: " It's new and it's you!"

by KevinKevinKevinKevinKevin December 3, 2005

Jesse Effect

1) When a male and/or female gets addicted to one of the opposite sex after only talking/hanging out one time in real life.

Also see: Addicted, Obsessed, Hooked, In Love

2) When a male and/or female gets depressed from being ignored after being obsessive with one of the opposite sex after one date.

Also see: Depressed, Hating Life, Crying

1)

Guy 1: Man what is wrong with that girl, she is head over heals for that guy and its been like one day!?

Guy 2: Dude, don't worry about it, she has been influenced with the "Jesse Effect".

2)

Girl: Oh my god, I don't know why he won't talk to me i have only text him 20 times today, we had such a good time last night...

Friend of Girl: Psh, sounds like you got that "Jesse Effect" to me...

by Unknown Lova December 4, 2009

Jesse Ventura

A Bad Ass Son of a Gun who took Elisabeth Hasselbeck back to elementary school on The View and closed out his View appearance by stating "You give me 1 hour with Dick Cheney and I'll have him confessing to the Sharon Tate murder"

When I grow up I wanna be Jesse Ventura so that I kick some serious ass!!

Jesse Ventura will kick Chuck Norris'ass

by TucoPacifico May 18, 2009