by xxxvideos.com November 27, 2019
Jerk-off: To masturbate (a dated, yet still-perfectly adequate locution.) The term also refers to (see Cable Guy,) to a complete ass-hole, in its noun-form.
Synonyms: jerk-off
Verb: I was about to jerk-off with some Jergens and a Kate Upton titty-shot when my mom barged in: fuuuuuuck.
Noun: Dontay is a total jerk-off and he's off the team.
Synonyms: Beating off, rubbing one out, yankin it, wanking, making dead babies* (*mine)
Verb: I was about to jerk-off with some Jergens and a Kate Upton titty-shot when my mom barged in: fuuuuuuck.
Noun: Dontay is a total jerk-off and he's off the team.
Synonyms: Beating off, rubbing one out, yankin it, wanking, making dead babies* (*mine)
by Porno-Scholar November 17, 2013
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by Jason8673 December 02, 2015
Guy 1: (nailing down boards on a new deck)
Guy 2: (siting there watching)
Guy 1: What the fuck are you doing, stop jerking off butterfly's and come help me with this board.
Guy 2: (siting there watching)
Guy 1: What the fuck are you doing, stop jerking off butterfly's and come help me with this board.
by bbenoit November 04, 2010
There are legitimate musicians earning a bit of money while gaining valuable performing experience before the general public -- and then there are the jerk-off artists.
by WordDogToronto July 26, 2010
When a male enters the room with obvious sented hand lotion following him around. You know he has just jerked off because men dont care about soft skin. Avoid hand shakes, high fives and games of red rover for at least 2 to 4 hours.
Bill: What smells like cucumber mellon?
Ted: I think Tim just rubbed one out.
Bill: Jerk-Off Hands
Tim: Anyone want a skittle? (extends palm full of delicious skittles)
Ted: I think Tim just rubbed one out.
Bill: Jerk-Off Hands
Tim: Anyone want a skittle? (extends palm full of delicious skittles)
by PACHYCEPHALOSAURUS November 18, 2010