Jerk off January

Jerk of January is when you wank all month nonstop. Try make your ballsacks look like raisins
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synonyms: jerk-off

Jerk-off: To masturbate (a dated, yet still-perfectly adequate locution.) The term also refers to (see Cable Guy,) to a complete ass-hole, in its noun-form.
Synonyms: jerk-off

Verb: I was about to jerk-off with some Jergens and a Kate Upton titty-shot when my mom barged in: fuuuuuuck.

Noun: Dontay is a total jerk-off and he's off the team.

Synonyms: Beating off, rubbing one out, yankin it, wanking, making dead babies* (*mine)
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jerking off the wall

The act of painting a wall white
Devin was jerking off the wall all day to change it's color
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jersey jerk off

She can't hear to well cause Joey just gave her a Jersey Jerk off.
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jerking off butterfly's

Being completely and absolutely useless when a group of people are trying to accomplice a task.
Guy 1: (nailing down boards on a new deck)

Guy 2: (siting there watching)

Guy 1: What the fuck are you doing, stop jerking off butterfly's and come help me with this board.
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jerk-off artist

Subway musician who only knows a few chords and plays them over and over again.
There are legitimate musicians earning a bit of money while gaining valuable performing experience before the general public -- and then there are the jerk-off artists.
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Jerk-Off Hands

When a male enters the room with obvious sented hand lotion following him around. You know he has just jerked off because men dont care about soft skin. Avoid hand shakes, high fives and games of red rover for at least 2 to 4 hours.
Bill: What smells like cucumber mellon?

Ted: I think Tim just rubbed one out.

Bill: Jerk-Off Hands

Tim: Anyone want a skittle? (extends palm full of delicious skittles)
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