Jenison

A shitty, old as hell high school. They love their academics and arts, willing to spend millions on it (yet they still don’t have air conditioning). They are SO shitty at sports that they highly value their girls bowling team. There are few hot guys and almost no hot girls, probably why not even the guys there are sluts. Everyone there is conservative, white and never shut up about youth group and their uneventful Sunday’s. Yet still, the one decent thing about this place is that most people understand the unspoken rule to mind your own fucking business. Most understand that you’re just trying to get through the day.

Person 1: where are you moving to?
Person 2: jenison
Person 1: well I guess it could be worse

by Ashely rose December 21, 2019

THE JENSEN

likes girls with very big nipples

by Anonymous April 24, 2003

jensun

witty. sarcastic. jen-like

you must live it to experience.

by sam July 24, 2004

Jenison

A Michigan city full of pampered and spoiled white kids. Most people are Christian. Not very welcoming, often reject people of different race and religion. They are very serious about academics and fine arts, but don't let them fool you. Most girls in the high school are sluts and the guys only care about sex.

Crap my parents are forcing me to go to Jenison... damn.

by dlkjflsjd February 12, 2009

jens

The Ulimate Sex Maskine...

Jens is The Ulimate Sexmaskin ever...

by Morradi December 28, 2005

Timmothy Jenkons

The greatest person ever. Plain and simple. He is everywhere, and nowhere.

A: Who do you think is going to win the NCAA Tourney this year?

B: Timmothy Jenkons of course!

A: Oh yah, I forgot.

by Timmy J. April 15, 2008

The Erin Jenson

When a person with a theoretically high level of education posts conspiracy-driven or otherwise non-factually derived content and wholeheartedly believes they're in the right, despite a base level of critical thought showing otherwise. Commonly followed by doubling down, then claiming oppression after the predictable mass outrage.

Wow, they totally did the Erin Jenson with that post; I thought a child with a base level of critical ability would've been able to see why it was wrong, but they really went for it. Didn't even know this could happen at elite colleges.

by swarthmoron#420 May 6, 2018