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jensen noone

Possibly the biggest fraud in existence, a winger who can’t pass, when plays up top can’t shoot. Worst manager in history with the artistic ability of a disabled kid. Blames players around him 24/7, time to retire?
Wow you’re such ajensen noone” (fraud)
by Euan Haines April 22, 2024
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Riannan Jensen

Jack diebler’s girlfriend but beside that nobody knows her.
“Wait isn’t Riannan Jensen dating Jack diebler “
“Yeah he deserves better”
by Jack Diebler January 8, 2020
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Jensen

Really smart and handsome guy, better than everyone else, could and would beat you in a wrestling match
“Omg, look it’s Jensen!”
I can’t beat Jensen in a wrestling match!”
by Random Dude/Guy/Boy February 25, 2022
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Levi Jensen

A really good norwegian christian evangelist, Thinking that hes fans are actually christian.
Hey, you wanna watch levi jensen's bibelhour later?
by lilSund February 9, 2019
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Jensen

He has a little brother called Nico. and Jensen is VERY ANNOYING like they always fight
Jensen: Hi annoying
Nico:Hi annoying
5 mins later
FIGHT
Jensen: DIE ANNOYING
Nico: NO YOU
by shotgun studios December 17, 2021
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Jensen lukas

Can be a poes from time to time. Always think they are strong, and intelligent when they have the body of a sizzled crippled capuchin and mind of a Branden

They can be nice but that only happens at about twice a decade. If he wants to fight, dont fight, he'll only hurt himself

Also a typical stoner with no life whatsoever. Smokes every day because he knows no one loves him.
"Wait, Is that Jensen Lukas?"

"Yep, he looks kaffer dronk"
by anonymous March 16, 2021
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jensen

tristian drasculas little sister her sister buys me dip
jensens sister is cooler than her
by rebel child October 15, 2015
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