alissa jensen

A prostitute crackhead who buys crack by the ounce from jezebell

Wow look at that alissa jensen working the corner

by Drifty scopy April 05, 2016

Dallas jensen

A really caring person. He is so loyal and caring. He has been through so much but will hide all his pain just to help someone. Hold onto him cause he always sees you for you.

Dallas Jensen is such a cool guy

by Dgtsvh October 16, 2022

Maria Jensen

Maria Jensen is a beautiful girl, that has very big tits and a very big butt.

She also has a cousin named ''Pablo'' He has a moustache

Wow is that Maria Jensen
She must have some big tits
And a wierd cousin

by Maria Jensen December 02, 2019

JENSENing

The active evacuation of stomach contents in the porcelain room after partaking in the act of THE PARTY

I was at my friend's Jan's house and I ended up JENSENing for 3 hours.

by Dante's Divine June 30, 2024

JENSENing

The active evacuation of stomach contents in the porcelain room following the act of THE PARTY.

I was at my friend Jan's house, when I had to go JENSENing.

by Dante's Divine June 30, 2024

Mikkel ellegaard jensen

Beavo look a like. Has had the same haircut since birth. Mikkel ellegaard jensen is a background character who thinks he´s important. Mikkel ellegaard jensen aka Mikkel is also someone who is just there inhaling our oxygen and is a waste of space. BTW Mikkel is also best friends with the canteen lady.

OMG that no-one is a mikkel
Oh shit someone is breathing out Co2 what the hell
Jesus christ. I didnt see you there mikkel, u scared me
Someone not being see or heard is a mikkel ellegaard jensen

by Every person on earth and magn March 05, 2024

jensen noone

Possibly the biggest fraud in existence, a winger who can’t pass, when plays up top can’t shoot. Worst manager in history with the artistic ability of a disabled kid. Blames players around him 24/7, time to retire?

Wow you’re such a “jensen noone” (fraud)

by Euan Haines April 22, 2024